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Mackems already have one with them. They idolize their player/manager Roy Racist.

I hope that we win . Send these cunts down. Cross the Carver bridge if or when we come to it.

FFP has done no such thing. There are more than enough loopholes for an owner with cash and outside interests. Some owners, I'm thinking of Ashley and Lerner specifically, have and are using FFP as an excuse for not investing properly though. I think that was Brummie's point.

He might be the Leader of the Gang.

It is.

Kudos in abundance.

That's awful I'm trying but I can't put it together... I'm assuming Keema Naan, but even so I hope I'm wrong and it's actually something far less tragic than that...

You cannot have an Indian meal without his Grandmother.

Better crosses on the pools coupon ffs Kyle bastarding Walker.

Delph dear dear me.

That's a penalty

God we lack a decent centre half.

Actually worse than Jones that half.

Love the Italian guy on Allo Allo, clearly England fans never watched it. Aye. Whadda mistakah to makah .

It's utter horseshit that the Blackburn side was poorer than Boro's. Boro had two centre-backs well into their 30s (Southgate was about 35), Doriva - one of the slowest midfielders I've seen in the top flight - and Joseph-Desire Job up front. Yes, they had Juninho, but he was a shadow of the player he was in his first spell. Blackburn were no great shakes, but if you think Juninho and the massively under-performing Gaizka Mendieta were significantly better than Okocha and Djorkaeff, or that Boro had anyone on a par with Damien Duff at that time (if you look back, he was absolutely flying then), then you're a bigger idiot than I assumed. And if league form/position is a barometer, virtually the same Blackburn squad finished sixth the season after winning the League Cup. Except Okocha and Djorkaeff played for Bolton.

I don't believe this to be true. Ambition is the name of the game. Would we be a happy set of fans if we where Southampton last season and Swansea this season? Nope. Not me. The only one we've contacted is Garde. And his team have been a lot better since he's left. The other strong rumour is Steve McLaren. Who has failed at all of his "big" jobs. thought this had been covered by people more knowledgeable of the french league than your good self, accepted wisdom is that the current lyon team is benefitting massively from the work garde did in his time as manager The same is true of Taylor before Wenger, Moyes before Martinez. So it could go either way. From the little I know, Garde seems to be the typcial defensive French manager. The new man has let them off their leash. Can you please explain what you mean by Taylor before Wenger ? Thanks in advance.

Whoosh. You mean w'oosh of course. Every time I see TCD abbreviating words and generally posting his shite, I think of one word: non'se.

My goodness. I absolutely agree 100% with this. The problem, or one of, is that kids go onto full size pitches way too early here.

ONE - NIL !!

Thing is Carrick has had plenty of chances for England. Has not performed to his club level, even at his peak. Time to move on from him .

Can't see anyone bidding anywhere near what we value him at so unless he kicks up a fuss (more than likely) I doubt he'll go. I'm sure he'll do exactly that though. And you can't blame him either.

I'd be amazed if Moussa is here at the end of the August transfer window.

I've forgotten more about football than you'll ever know sonny.

Absolutely no chance. Again man. You usurp yourself. There's a good reason you win all of the shite poster awards. There's a world of difference between Rooney and his petulant flick at Mignolet and Jaws' nasty stamp on De Gea .

Skrtel you fucking animal.