Incognito

There's a happy thought :Puncheon Corden.

Can't believe people are sniffing at Mutu.

Fuck me how old are you Mr. Jol?

News is coming in that Sian Massey wasn't offended by Gray and Keys' comments half as much as when she found out she was wearing the same outfit as the referee and the other assistant.

And Gollywogs.

Not as incredible as Stoke City's though. EDIT:Beat me to it Sander!

I couldn't see Gray just going to ground and taking it tbh.

Keegan walking first time.

Villa 2 up-Young penalty

That's what is known as a Gray area,I wish I had the Keys to unlock it and tell you the right answer..

Sshh...there's still 118 minutes to go yet.

That's what gets on my nerves most in this town. Everyone seems to be talking of play offs again now they've got another hero in to save them. How do they not realise this is a very average Championship side that deserves to be in the mid-table position it's in right now? /Rant over. DELUSIONAL TRACTOR NATION They were screaming for Sian Massey to be referee's assistant tonight and Darren Ferguson to be their new manager.

Anyway well done to Sky for standing up and confronting sexism head on. Now then,who's this weeks Soccerette?

Of course it's the right decision but probably made because of the phone hacking situation. I know it's hypothetical but these latest revelations would've been brushed under the carpet imo.

2 phones is Andy "gone for a" Burton,transfer window bellend.

Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. I've already taught the boy the fundamentals of the offside rule though. Blef's girls will clearly be lacking. Did you use table condiments to show him though? That's where he'll really grasp it. Shrek toys actually. Shola was the fucking donkey.

Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples.

Sky are quite clever about their accidentally leaving their mics open. Ask Gordon Brown.

Not quite

Can't see Evians defence being water-tight from now on then!

Georgie Thompson and Hayley McQueen ftw.

Though Williamson made the squad.

Be nice for AC to get a break after a week at home.

The Sun in printing bollocks shocker!

Meireles and Vialli.