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Wheres me washboard!!!

Our shape was OK until Smith came on but most of our players were guilty of giving the ball away far too easily and it's something we've done all season. Geremi, Butt and Barton are probably the main ones for that but most were guilty today, even Baye who is normally OK. I think Chelsea bullied us today and we couldn't cope. I know it doesn't really matter, but you do it every time you mention him. It's BEYE, not Baye. Beyes bay and Fayes fi?

McFaul Nattrass Woodgate Albert Pearce Lee Gascigne Waddle Beardsley Shearer Keegan Subs Given MacDonald Ferdinand Ginola ] Batty Ive changed mine,fancy forgetting Keeg!!

Always thought it was a tad shit to have players names on the back,but not half as bad as your own name.

Never rated him until this season-big loss to the Gunners imo.

Why? It's as good a way as any to break the ice with people. cos invariably people who do this are ill mannerd beer gutted slobs who wear thick gold chains and swear and drink too much, AHA!Gotcha ,i dont wear fucking jewellery so fuckoff you fucking poor mans Derek Acorah! .I like to wear my colours abroad,because i'll invariably meet the posh Mackems,ie the Gallagher family,and i like to show them who's the bossman,and the Newcastle top generally does that.

http://i30.tinypic.com/33nxhdi.jpg Any news on-: 1 Colours 2 Availability,i go to Ibiza in 2 and a bit weeks and usually have a new top to wear,doesn't look possible this year

Check out the Goats goal scoring record. Oh & take off your rose tinted glasses as well sunbeam. He didnt score many in the Prem to be fair.

Well,they're very consistent.Biggest cunts in football-from fans to players and manager-Manchester United.

BRUMMIE,he's unintentionally taking the piss out of your team,mate!

I might watch you play chess rather than go through that.Mind it is role reversal on how British and Italian teams played 30 odd year ago.

The thing is there are millions of Manure "fans" who would believe that.I used to work with an Asian Manure "fan",and after they beat us at Wembley in '99 Cup Final,he asked me who they had in the next round!I told him to fuck off you glory hunting nobjockey!

The change in the title race is only going to come when one of Nicky Butt's many long range attempts on goal flies into the top corner in the 90th minute on Monday (thus winning us the game) Unless they'd already put 20 past us.

This.

The majority of Manchester United "fans" though will fly from their local airport,Heathrow,with the Chelski fans.

Hope Chelski hammer the fuck out of Manchester United-would like to see Taggart,red faced with over induldence and anger,crying into his vodka.

Man United v Everton FA cup final. If Man United had won Newcastle would have got in Europe. Everton won 1-0. Only time I've ever been gutted about Man United losing. I'll be wearing my Lampard shirt for the final Tbf i'll join you as Lumplard's shirt is the only one that'll fit me!!

http://www.spurspies.tv/2008/04/why_are_spurs_making_such_hard.html A sweeping generalisation that's asking to be shot down - Andy Cole, Craig Bellamy, Rob Lee, Shay Given etc But it's not an easy place to play, given that in the last 20 years, expectations have exceeded achievements. Woodgate........... and its been downhill ever since for him Add Jenas,Ferdinand,Ruel Fox,Kevin Scott and David Ginola.

What the ex Toon and Manchester United player who tragically killed himself in his prime?

I fucking love Kevin Keegan-he fills me with inspiration,confidence and gives me hope that we can be successful again!

Not really were just feeding them crap.. It works though.Here you are Curbs,this is Stephen and his friend Shola.

Arent we West Hams feeder club already?

Take your laptop to the game? That was funny when it was first directed at me over a year ago by that foul mouthed stevie. it was then kinda funny 6 months later, when used again by another poster, then it lost its appeal when it was again used 3 months ago. Moral to the story? STOP RECYCLING JOKES Well its just it seems to me that every time Spurs are playing,you're on here???Unless you have split personality of course.Its a shame none of the personalities talk any football common. Football First doesnt constitute watching nearly all of Spurs' games this season. Im a 4-1 loser,at home to the team i secretly would love to follow,but most of their fans think i'm a sarnie short of a picnic,so i just keep harping on about how great the mighty Spurs are-which is odd on a Newcastle fansite,especially if we played them every week we'd be relelgated by Christmas,and they'd be champions. FYP accordingly. You're not really 39 years old are you? I'll pray for you. Fight I'll have £1 on billytray Thats not very confident Liam!!

Kingdawson says,Modric better than Fabregas shocker!!!! In a revealing interview,Spurs fan KD took time out from serving cheeseburgers to talk with us about his beloved Tottenham's new signing Likea Ostrich."i think he will be the world's best player,"he said confidently."I can definitely see us being at least top 3 or 4 next season,and I'm not one for making rash predictions."When asked if he liked Ostrich's ability,he replied,"Sensational,even though i haven't seen him or heard of him for that matter,i know that he is better than Fabregas.Indeed i cant wait to see him in a Tottenham shirt." Will you be celebrating this signing with your Spurs pals?,we asked,"Ermm no,i dont have any."he answered glumly. We made our excuses and left hurriedly.