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ehis game reminded me of the transfer deadline yesterday,i knew we would score and sign players but still paced the floor for half an hour screaming at Stelling.

Sunderland and who else??? Spurs, Man Utd, Boro. he wouldnt get a sniff at Man U.(wait for Cockney simpleton comment in reply)

really? i thought he was one of our best players still even at his age. Look at the goals he scored vs everton and the lyke. Agree but where did we finish last season.We saw the best of Nol 5 years ago.And his crock team mate Dyer.

Who thinks Curbishley wishes he was Sam Allardyce....

Sunderland and who else???

Pepe le Peu then...

Sittin' on the dock of the Beye,watching Solano roll away, Sittin on the dock of the bay, Welcome to the Ty-ay-ih ne.

TBF,as well as Nol played out of position last season,I felt his re-signing was one of many Souness'errors.We'd had his best years when SBR decided to let him move on.To buy him back was appeasement almost akin to Neville Chamberlains.Never fault his connitment to the Toon cause but hey guys,sentimentality don't win games.

Creativity is an issue and although we are getting more organised and will concede less, goals win games as they say. Still think Smith will come good. Agree with most of that but Smith is stuck between two rocks as regard his favourite position is and in my opinion he ain't good enough in either.Certainly lack creativity going forward so while we look strong defensively(how good does that feel to post),our midfield doesnt have the key to unlck dour,ie Aston Villa,defences.

Do we have him/them?

Just get"Anto and" tattooed next to it and you can say you're old school pals with the Byker Grove duo.

It aint gonna happen-anything like last year at 10.30,we'll announce the signing of Damien Francis .

365football reports Newcastle United are pursuing West Ham's Kieron Dyer on a season long loan deal.

BBC 19:23 Re-: Ronaldinhos move to Newcastle falling through after failing his weight assessment,it is understood he was 14 lb's overweight. He has agreed to the removal of his two front teeth,and therefore being 2 lb's inside his optimum weight.

I voted Rozey,best defender since Woodgate.Cacapa i cant make a judgment on yet.

Would agree with that except I would have Milner instead of Lennon How does Cacapa get in ahead of wor Rozie?

1 Given 2 Chimbonda 3 Bale 4 rozehnal 5 King 6 Geremi 7 Barton 8 Keane 9Berbatov 10 Owen 11 Milner And Jose Enrique will probably take lb spot in full ness of time,and when Berbatov fucksov to Man U,Martins comes in.

How refreshing will it be to read Teletext on a Saturday morning-team news page and not see the words Newcastle will be without...Kieron Dyer(hamstring)(back)(verruca)(diarrhoea)etc.,and see the same statement save for West Hams name in our place.Seriously it is a bad injury and i honestly hope it doesnt ruin or even finish his career.Cant see him being the same player after this tbh.

Halleluyah OOOOOBBBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not laughing at Dyer ,just gloating at them scummy cockney cunts who deserve all the bad luck 13 black cats walking under a ladder on cracked paving stones could get.I was a Dyer fan while he was here but disappointeed after the loyalty we had shown him through his injuries that he felt he had to leave for a smaller club.

That goal was too good to be true.......

Just think that THIS ^^^ deserved at least SOME appreciation. Cheers GM,I'm glad someone appreciates me.

To the tune of Londons burning:- Bones are breaking,bones are breaking, Fetch the stretcher,fetch the stretcher, DYER DYER,DYER DYER, Waste of money,waste of money. Last lines a bit shite but someone can improve it surely.

Tough-when he played for us he tore his hamstring in about 25 places.

Curbishley shops at that new department store-Seven million POUNDSTRETCHER.