Incognito

Barkley is the obvious miss. Needs to fulfil some potential though. He's clearly got some ability.

He won't admit to it though.

England have ran down a few blind alleys today. We lack a genuine creative midfield player who is able to unlock defensive units. I think I'd rather see Jonjo Shelvey in than Wayne Rooney. Much superior midfield player.

Lovely intricate passing move by England notable because of the absence of the Captain in it.

Wayne Rooney is shite. Absolutely shite. There is no way he justifies a squad place let alone an automatic start as a midfield player. Offers next to nothing poncing around the park.

Made me feel sorry for Jimmy.

I'm with you comrade. Fucking hate the mediocre cunt.

Keane has morphed into a PFM on the sly

I used to work with this lad's uncle. He's a good mate and his Dad is a good bloke too. All of his father's side are from Coventry and all decent basketballers except his uncle Robin who used to be a professional dancer

He might be shite at Villa anyhow. Who knows?

I remember Billy the Fish? Andy Coke Andy Coke Andy Andy Coke He really is a splendid bloke Andy Andy Coke Closely followed by Harry Ramp Harry Ramp Harry Harry Ramp He is a tramp and he shits his pants Harry Harry Ramp Halcyon days indeed

It's about time Broadmoor had their broadband cut off.

Villa fan in the office as just told me he wants them to go for Bruce or Nigel Pearson They were calling Steve Bruce beefburger head not too many moons ago

I thought he showed up today. Second half he was very prominent in our good stuff.

Cockblock doing a good job today

Great finish that. Bless him.

Wonder if the Chuckles will be there?

Trust you to offer your support to your idol. It isn't just about transfers is it anyhow

Cracking movie

Don't blame him. The poison of the club is weighing him down. They need a new owner tout de suite.

No doubt we'll have a mountain to climb second half.

This is it. He's playing too far up the pitch. He's never been anything other than an archetypal box to box centre midfield, has he? Looked a good player at West Ham and Wigan as far as I can remember.

I remember that agent as a Man United reserve/occasional sub back in the 80's .

Once he got going he'd be invaluable in this league. Absolute rubbish. Typical pfm stuff. Translation? Hmm. That Mitro knockdown to Dwight for the winner seems to emphasise our rubbish proper football men point Colin ?

Fucking hell Hasselbaink too