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Did everyone spot the 'wide of the mark' stock phrase? Gave me a chuckle

Why is anyone interested in what happened to him? It's pathetic to wish he gets injured because he went to another club, have a word.

I just hope Albert doesn't chase him around the training ground in a silk outfit and skewer him with a load of spears. Don't think the physios could cope with that one at the moment.

People at work are still trying to wind me up saying Zog is off to Fulham and Martins is leaving When will they learn eh? I know.. i had some West Ham retard trying to tell me that Martins was going to make money for transfers. Really gets on my tits as he talks utter shite all the time, he also said we shouldnt have got rid of Sibierski and Tes Bramble. See he hasnt got a fcking clue, people like that really get on my nerves.. utter shit is the only thing coming out his mouth I quite enjoy it though, the more things start looking up for us the more they try to take the piss. At least we won't be a laughing stock this year, which is a big improvement on the last couple of years.

Give him the job Sam!

I am, and happy to say so. That's why Sam's a top manager and I'm :-[ Especially considering the often-questionable fitness of Viduka and Owen (and the former's age), looks a shrewd buy. Oh, and the Southgate quotes, unbelievable... don't think he will get the fans on his side with that sort of stuff.

I thought all Spaniards just signed for Liverpool automatically? This is strange...

People at work are still trying to wind me up saying Zog is off to Fulham and Martins is leaving When will they learn eh? Pour Vodka on their seat or jacket then stash the bottle in their draw and send your boss an email that the drunk was hassling you yesterday and was clearly pissed. I'll consider it! Somehow ended up working in Berkshire but with a Mackem for a boss Will be enjoyable for the rest pf the season though by the looks of it!

Would like to see a RB in so Geremi is more likely to play the majority of games in CM, but I agree Carr has looked better and should possibly be given another chance. It doesn't make any sense to condemn him on last season's evidence when the team and regime are so different now.

People at work are still trying to wind me up saying Zog is off to Fulham and Martins is leaving When will they learn eh?

I can't explain how good it feels to have signed at least one, likely two, quality players who can play LB. Well done Sam, maybe we good do with a RB too, just so Geremi is free to play more games in midfield.

In some ways yes, but both Enrique and Dragutinovic sound quite versatile, so more than the LB position is covered. And we've signed midfielders and a striker as well, so it's not that lopsided.

Fucking insane how I he just tagged the Oba thing on the end at random! "In addition, it appears Oba Martins’ agents have been told to find him a new club – but Owen's injury problems could put a stop to that." What a load of unmitigated bollocks, we can only hope that it stops sometime.

I think Sam has shown he understands the importance of a squad of equally-talented players. Look at the signing of Smith to add to Viduka, Martins, Owen, Ameobi and Carroll.

we needed one, and our manages is Fat 'is that on a free?' Sam what does he want, a fucking Pullitzer? Nope. Just the same as everyone else. You to fuck off. I'm afriad to say Vic has a point here. Unusual I know...

Not sure we're likely to get Brown, Man Utd haven't bought any defenders so far have they? If not I would think they's be reluctant to let him go, he did make a view appearances last season. The two LBs would be pretty much the best we could hope for in terms of solving that problem. One young and developing the other an experienced campaigner. Would really like to see these two in, although the Everton thing is a potential reason that it might not happen.

Blatantly a fudge to disguise the fact that WH did enter into an illegal agreement with MSI, which they obviously couldn't have 'torn-up' without the agreement of Joorbachian. Not that I care where Tevez ends up, but I just hate the fact that everyone is acting like this is above board when it's clearly just as dodgy as it was when the league fined them in the first place.

I think if we significantly improve our goals conceded tally from last season, we will make it into the UEFA almost by default. I think we're looking more healthy when it comes to scoring goals, so keep a few more out and we should pick up a lot more points, especially against lesser teams that we rolled over against under Souness and Roeder.

Speaking about himself in the 3rd person, I hate the lad already!

We do have a British Football Weekly but it's shit.

If fit, good signing IMO. I'm sure Sam and the medical team are examining him very closely and will only sign if totally confident.

Hameur Bouazza?

Think it's time to stop discussing this, Oba isn't going anywhere and it's pointless to add to the speculation.

See you Kieron lad... it doesn't make any difference whether you play for us or not really.

Is Luke Edwards going to be fired for writing such a reasonable piece about the new regime?