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Pardew showed that appointing an idiot can work I guess. But you do have to give him a much better squad. Whether Ashley cares about that, who knows.

I mean, we also have Shelvey, so there’s another straight away.

We should’ve sold him if we didn’t want to use him. Like someone said earlier, we don’t have any young players supplementing the squad either.

To be fair, he only jogs away from it.

Poor innocent child.

What the fuck is #graemejonesin?

There’s a bit in Yes, Minister where the PM says “when the country’s going downhill, we need someone to come in and put their foot on the accelerator”. “I think you mean the brake, Minister”. Last thing we need is to continue our momentum.

There’s no way any midfielder is worse than Hendrick, it’s not logically possible.

Looks like a near-certain defeat now, if it didn’t before.

The other team is Newcastle.

I think we'll get 0-1 from the next three games, dragging us back below a point a game and really damaging any morale improvement we've had. Really just depends how Fulham do in that time. They're quite soft at the back and prone to wrong decisions in attack, so we might be OK.

Digne looks like he’s done his own skin fade.

Yeah, only reason to care is the takeover.

Like I said, he’s obviously a bit of a shithouse if he’s prepared to work under Ashley and undermine Bruce.

Getting beat 9-0 probably gets you down a bit.

He’s cheap.

He’s rank.

Render him down for protein or something, at least he can contribute that way.

Tend to agree, unless we regress to the depths again we’ll stay just under a point a game, which will be enough to stay up.

Doesn’t include Hendrick and Shelvey, so no chance.

I mean, if he can run and pass he’s better than anything we’ve got. I wouldn’t want to be too picky.

We really need a proper mobile tackling midfielder more than a creative one.

I mean, if you’re going to work with Mike Ashley to undermine his existing manager, you must be a bit of a shithouse.

TBF we need a midfielder more than a defender.

When does the window close? I thought it was yesterday. Oh, working days and all that...