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£54 for this Everton game seems steep. Though I’m not a pre-season aficionado so can’t remember comparisons.

Finally ditched the dodgy face hair. Going to the next level.

Is Ez Abde, Abde Ezzalzouli? Why no use his name?

I’ll be honoured to see him bundled into the back of the net by Gabriel and Saliba.

Scandi noir. Scandi N-oir.

What are we expecting today?

Ridiculous man, honestly. It’s the final game of a frustrating season just before a World Cup. I can’t believe people are this negative in reality, it’s baffling.

It’s not even that, it’s just the “looks a decent move, summer might be good, means Howe is getting sidelined” angle. It’s juvenile and purposefully stupid. Howe had to take a lot of responsibility in the past because there was nobody else in a position to take any.

Argentinian you mean

At least he's not going to the PL I guess.

Fair play, hold off giving any credit until the last possible moment

Unnecessary.

You're telling me there are keepers that can adjust their feet, jump around their goal and keep their eye on the ball? Put the lad straight in number one.

If we're moving more to 4231 then Ramsey might be considered more an option across the forward 3. And Willock should be move on ideally.

Not for me personally because I don't know who he is Tonali was a dream computer game signing who I never expected to see here in real life.

Would hope we can carry another CM especially if young. Tonali is a known quantity and should be part of our plans for a while yet IMO, although I know his agent is being a prong at the moment.

I could never imagine watching music sitting down but I don't mind so much at football. I do like to sing but I also like to sit back and cerebrally analyse the formations, tactics and movement patterns playing out. When I'm not watching Newcastle that is

It's about right, maybe a little cheap but worth it to get it done quick and painlessly.

Always seems pretty sound in interviews etc.

He can act on both flanks except the right.

Assume they won't sign Rashford now. Unless maybe they want more options for CF as well.

Both outcomes are alright with me, as long as you don't act a cunt like Isak. Obviously we'll be as big as Barca one day and the situation will be different.

Jordan Ibe?

He’s read so many pop science books he manifested it.

I actually would do this.