Unlucky Luque

Crowd has been really good today, even before the goal

Thats awful like

shush

Fucking game. Was completely prepared for a battering and now my heart is racing.

Dubs is screaming instructions at every opportunity. Very encouraging.

Likeable yes, but extremely frustrating to watch most of the time. This retrospective love-in is a bit weird as he is undoubtedly the source of most of the hate directed at a player on this board. He's a nice chap, but people on here were celebrating when he finally left.

He was born in 1981. Robson was sacked in 2004. Thats not 21 years. Wow an extra year. 22. Anyhow someone tell me how many players at PL clubs have scored 25 goals before their 23rd birthday. Or scored 25 within 50 senior starts. If anyone can tell me that any random striker could achieve it then I will change my view on the level of talent Shola really had. What was his Premier League record like? I know he scored in those Leverkusen (who were s****) and Barca games but I bet most of those goals were beefed out playing poorer sides in Europe. 14 league goals in 89 games his four seasons before Robson was sacked. Can't be arsed to check how many were from the bench, but probably half.

Ramage

"Excellent defending"

Such a chore watching this

Great reactions. Chuffed for Diame

Remember him having a few good games playing off Mitro

Players like him should be taking penalties at times like these. Always cool and composed. He'd probably panenka and all

This, like watching Cisse step up...

Can we stop having our erratic, low confidence, shite form strikers take our penalties?

Amadou-dou-dou, push pineapple, shake the tree

I've only seen him play once, but given the positions he can apparently play and the fact we already have a few wingers, I think he might be looking to play 5-3-2 a lot more and deploying Kenedy as our left wing back. Would be interesting to see Yedlin on the right side of that setup. Reckon Dummet would be decent on the left in a back three too

Called Zamblera "Calzone" from what I've heard.

True. Good riddance I say. You cannot go around slagging off people like Keegan and Sir Bobby while praising the likes of Ashley and ever be considered anythinb other than a cunt and that's what he is in my eyes. Great player again and a very good player for us in both spells, but a Newcastle United legend? Not for me. That status is reserved for the likes of Shearer, Keegan, Supermac, Gallacher, Sir Bobby, Wor Jackie et al. Ben Arfa. Shefki Kuqi

Ayoze 180 scissor-scorpion kick. Wish you guys could see this

Big Al(lah)

Lee (Winona) Ryder something

This is democracy manifest!

Well, Ritchie ain't no wingback, that's for sure

Great clearance, moron