Unlucky Luque

Pardew's brain farts? Kinnear has full blown verbal diarrhea man. Couldn't give a fuck what he says as long as Pardew feels the pressure and sorts it out.

I'd rather have Kinnear and Pardew than just Pardew. Get things more football-focused at the top of the club and challenge Pardews brain-farts when it comes to tactics and strategy Can see Kinnear sorting out the split dressing-room

No way. Remember Martins giving him a hard time. Vidic was rolling all over the place

Wow, didn't realise Altidore scored 31 in 41 games last season. Thought he was the next Freddy Adu

What a fucking name

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We should aim for a sugar daddy / Russian Billionaire / anyone in Arab. We should aim for the moon so if we miss, at least we're among the stars <3

He has worked with a couple of our players already, Debuchy and Cabaye to name a few. And if im not mistaken, a couple of the other french players aswell during his time as a national coach. The Under 21's i think. Good attacking football, got Lille to win the league and to the CL. Wants to manage in the PL. (more or less begging for a job in the PL if you believe the papers) That's Rudi Garcia Isn't Gerard just exactly the same but with Montpellier?

Marin is an excellent little player

Love me a bit of Santon like

Would make me quite proud tbf Can we at least confine this joke to once per player rumour? Or at least per thread. That would make me proud too.

Would make me quite proud tbf

Great thread idea

To be fair, he looks foreign and the white adidas top looks like a foreign football club shirt. Besiktas 11/12 http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/5390/besiktas11main.jpg I'm such a loser

Maloney would be a good option for the winger/wide forward back-up spots. Rather bring him on than Obertan

Fucking love Jonas' face in that

Callum McManaman please

Cisse would have smashed it high and wide

Hey, we guaranteed safety today

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Pardew is gone and knows it, so he's dragging us down with him

Here we go!

HOW?!

Cisse would have fucked that up

Inches. Fucking hell, poor Cisse