Unlucky Luque

Gouffran card wasn't even a tackle ffs! He's trying to scoop it back, Redknapp is crazy

"Sunderland should be up 2-0 and Newcastle down to 10 men." Riiight...

Goo-Derress

He's been found out. The "Run as fast as you can forwards with the ball"-thing got old real fast

Amazing how shit our movement is considering the attack-minded players we have on the pitch. The amount of passes back to defense is embarrassing with our front 6

Should've been a pen

Cabaye rushing to look after his mate

Quinn is getting to me now

Goof needs to shoot more. Getting himself into some good positions

Taylor heading it away at his feet, jesus

Rarely this exited before a game. Come on!

No way is he leaving this summer

Wins loads of headers too

I think he said he was mental. French, innit? Nope. Called him a fool in plain old english

Benfica fans

They would have scored earlier if we played like we did in the last 20. Can't believe I'm going to say this, but Pards tactics worked very well. They did tbf and people moaning about attacking from the off obviously know nothing about the game

Benfica didn't cheat their way through ffs

Well that's that for this season.

Never doubted Pards like

Cisse go away you moron

Hitting the weights I see Hatem

Our corners man, deary me

Haidara is class like

I can almost guarantee Rémy will get pissy at playing in a wide-forward role. PEA seems better suited