Broadsword

Can someone type up what this email reads. I cant turn the sound up at work thats all. http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/09/04/video-sky-sports-news-insults-the-people-of-newcastle

I though this was going to be a "sack the bored" thread!

http://www.nufcpics.com/image/Damien-Duff-signs_272625.jpg Dont try to say you werent as excited as the rest of us when we signed him.

I dont like swearing on forums normally but TWAT!

Feeling more positive this evening after listening to KK on .co.uk. You really should watch the whole press conference. The guy on trial is a maybe so theres also 2 far down the line aswell as the Zayatte guy. Atouba is probably a down the line one. Maybe the other is Malouda?

Think he was booked on a Zoom flight.

Why do people rate Joaquin, every time Ive seen him he was gash. Proper useless like.

Of course they can, when the seller wants to sell, the player wants to move, the buyer wants to buy and the price is agreed. The problem is when the seller doesn't want to sell or the price is not agreed, just like colocinni.

Dear me, he will just walk away for nothing if he has been offered that deal. Someone will offer him a 4 year deal at £80k per week. Or if not that much a nice signing on bonus. I'm really starting to get sucked into this Ashley is bad frame of mind.

To be fair,those are pretty good stats mate,he looks as if he`s starting to come of age,he always looked one of your better players in the highlights and games I`ve seen. They're not. He's had one decent season here so far with 53 games in it which whilst that is an impressive stat, it dilutes the goals and assists. And most of those assists and goals came against the crap in Europe we met in the early rounds. I remember a similar striker crisis around that time and he was starting every game.

Theres no way he is on £25k or £30k. And theres no reliable sourse to back that up with. So as I said, nobody knows.

So if he is on £10k a week then, which is quite possible, do you not think he is worth a rise? Considering O Neil has been giving his youngsters new contracts quite publicly this week and that other players of similar calibre in our team are possibly on more than he is. And if he is on that and the club have said no to a new contract do you think he should just accept that and stay for another 3 years before he gets a rise? If you think that will ever work in any line of business you're quite naive. However if he is on £20k pw and is arguing over £30k, then its slightly different. But I don't think he is on £20k a week, I think its closer to £10k and hes probably asking for £20k. But we dont know do we? So there's no way you can say he isn't worth a rise. Even a player of milners age, quality and end product has a value to us regardless of goals, assists etc. If hes not getting that then theres something wrong IMO. It seems he is a true gent and is the type that is probably easily walked over. I can see him signing that contract a bit naively and has just realised what has happened. If thats the case then good on him.

He has to be paid what he is worth. And thats regardless of how long is left on his contract. If he is not paid what he is worth, then he has every right to request a transfer. The questions are, firstly is he being paid what he is worth, and if he is not, then why not. The kid is entitled to ask for a rise and just as entitled to request a move to a club that want him enough to pay him what he is worth. Just the same as it is with any of us in our jobs.

Here we go with the our printed crap is crap but their printed crap is true again.

Or maybe the crap that is printed about us is the same crap that is printed about them. i.e its all crap and SWP knows that. To say its bad advice and he should have come here over them is ridiculous. They are much stronger than us. Unless of course your saying the crap about us is crap but the crap about them isn't crap?

Ive got to say that they have the perfect midfield balance. SWP Kompany Elano Petrov Excellent. Left footed left winger, right footed right winger, skillful playmaker and strong defensive midfielder. I know Kompany is a CB but he looked tidy in midfield the other day. Pace in abundance too. They have just shown Spurs (and us) how it should be done.

Well they must have had there meeting this morning. I expect some news coming out on .co.uk soon on other matters. It also explains the Malouda interest too. I think the request will have been in for at least a few days, explains Keegans reaction about him recently. I would be happy with either SWP or Malouda. However I doubt he will leave if we cant replace him. I would be sad to see him go to be honest but it serves us right the way we treat him a few summers back. I assume he feels justified because of that and fair play to him.

There is no "wow" signing. I like to think people on here really know that, but sometimes I wonder.

Weren't we all going on like this after the first game of last season?

I think their missing impact players, Ronaldo and Tevez would have made much more impact than ours. To say it would have been the same game had Tevez and Ronaldo started is very biased. Also a fit or available Carrick, Giggs, Nani, Hargreaves and Anderson would all of made a huge difference in the second half. We played very well, caught them a bit short and deserved to draw if not win. But thats all it was. Lets see what happens against Arsenal, if we do simialr then I may start getting a bit carried away.

Are you first in the notify list?

Someone send her the Rick Astley link cunningly disguised as a link to Sunderlands latest signing. Theres some hatred for us in that wench. Cant believe she can get away with it.

There are a lot of teams that have a keepers that wont play.

Ill give you aliadere or Luke Moore for either of those?

God you get dealt some serious shite in this game! As for the guy who got Stoor in his first round allocation.