HongKongMag

Very apt thread title at the moment. I can just see Ashley going £££ sell

Ryder was quoted as saying that Benitez has spoken to both Juve and Benfica - who would the Juve player be?

Has he actually signed, has anyone seen him in a shirt yet?

Yep - passes to nobody, passes to touch, passes to the opposition..

Wtf is he even trying? Not even close to the ball... not even the same postcode. Woeful!

Rightfully so, squandered some decent chances

Chants only got going after the 2nd goal. Might as well concede a 3rd to raise the volume since we aren't winning. Really, there were plenty of chants earlier in the first half!

Not so sure - swap Perez and Joselu out for Mutu and Rondon (if we get him), start with Kennedy and Dubravka (and maybe Ki) and it's not quite so doom and gloom.

Kennedy already looking streets ahead ... been on for 1 min

Twice now by Ki - very Shelvey-esque with long raking balls to the wing

Played of for a fair while, hopefully just precautionary

Dubravka carrying a minor injury according to Lee Ryder

4....

3... good goal like

And 2 nil

Gah.. stream has become a jittery mess. Well done club website...

You'll need a scart lead, a goat, an altar and a full moon. You're forgetting the Mike Ashley voodoo doll©, pentacle and wizard hat.

Touch wood - streams working fine for me. Performance so/so .. Perez had a good break, but Joselu didn't cross it in very well

Diabolical isn't it!

That should be 2-0 right there. Dubravka saved that...

Southampton drawing now so we are Great, cause I'm not relying on us not to balls it up...

So with the results as they stand... we are still not mathematically safe...

Be over the moon with him as owner. In all fairness he'd probably relocate us to the moon for shits and giggles.

Not sure. Watching it in mandarin! But Dubravka was outstanding. Very confident in what he did.

4 minutes.... what the hell