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Joey will snap him in Arfa. I just hope he has a dislike for Dabo.

NUFC generally use Malmaison for foreign players for some reason, other somewhere in Jesmond. I might phone there pretending to be his dad saying he left his medication see if they tell me owt.

They should make a film out of this, be better than the bollocks that is Damned United.

I don't think that is him, the guy in the airport has a slighlty rounder, shorter face, darker skin, different cheekbone structure, I hope it is him and I ain't in Forensics but not sure.

I saw it earlier! Amazing goal! Can we not put Youtube videos on this forum? You can if you don't like posting on here.

Tbf I've done it before where I've flown into Heathrow from paris then got the flight back up here on a friday night for the last company I worked for. Once the flight was delayed from heathrow to here yet the tailwind and so forth mean't we got back earlier than planned must have only taken 30-40 mins

Thought you'd gone awfully quiet France to Heathrow to here....Bosh

Also does anyone else think he looks like a french/ Morrocan version of Dyer.

This has to go down as the craziest transfer I have ever heard of other than Milton Nunez signing for the mackems or Dia For Southampton.

Isn't Jonas only 27 now?

FUCK OFF WITH ALL THIS BOLLOCKS FFS YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I reckon well end up signing him.

Where is this aboot squads like marra?

Can this thread be locked until something concrete happens?

He'll end up either here or at another premier league club, there is no doubt in my mind that he wants to play in the premier league and wouldn't give a shit if it was any side with a decent recent (last 15 years, not last season or the season before you pedantic cunt) history.

Because he wants us to up our offer, and is putting pressure on Ashley to do so by ridiculing the current offer in public (IMO). Ashley told DIC to fuck off though, if he's doing that he ain't gonna come. Did he? He did when we were in the prem after we'd sacked Keegan was due to meet them he wanted 300 or 400m they offered half that or something so spent the night getting pissed with Mort in a bar in Dubai apparently.

Because he wants us to up our offer, and is putting pressure on Ashley to do so by ridiculing the current offer in public (IMO). Ashley told DIC to fuck off though, if he's doing that he ain't gonna come.

Dassier seems like a cunt, why say anything you cunting cunt.

You are probably lying and if you are then I'll BLOODY DESTROY YOU!!!!

You wouldn't be difficult if you want to sell a player and the club the player seemingly has his mind set on only wants a loan deal. He is club contracted to OM; they are in the driving seat. Imagine a french club was trying to loan N'Zogbia for a pittance when he wanted to leave. Would Newcastle refusing to co-operate and hanging on for a better deal be seen as the club being difficult or be applauded by our fans? Exactly, it's entirely subjective. See when we sold Dyer and Ashley knocked the price up at the last minute. Cuntish but good business. OM have acted out slightly but if I was a fan of theirs I wouldn't care. That's not my point though. My point is that people said oh Ashley is being a penny pincher, yet seem totally ignorant to the fact Marseille are the ones being to quote you 'cuntish' when it comes to this deal. I'm not debating their right to mess us around, I'm saying that in many ways I'm glad we didn't just fold and say 'Ok we'll pay x amount.' I don't debate he is a fantastic talent, and I would love to have him here, I think he could potentially improve us immensely. However, I prefer the idea of a loan with first option, because as has even been proved with his potential transfer to us, his attitude is questionable. I'm very unsure of this transfer policy, it has both advantages and disadvantages. But it requires patience. I imagine Chris Hughton's most played song on his iPod is Patience by Take That.

What about one of you defenders being fit?

Isn't Bale injured now?

It's because they all use the same databse you idiots, used to work with us but we seem to have changed our system

Just checked he is 21, think he can still play.

Might just be his age - I believe he doesn't have to be named in the first 25. Is he under 21?