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Y Yeah he's like a young black Michael Owen but can shoot from range.

thought it was around 500k per place

Maybe Pardew should ask Ashley if he fancies agame, he's tight and has a good physical presence.

They love to find inventive ways of claiming the high ground, itll be they are better at fiddling the benefits system next.

How cant they afford tickets, I thought you didnt have to pay now to go watch that dross.

More Smiths?

Sadly he only hits his man with the '.3' Which unfortunately for us is still superior to Jonas stats. Both of our wide players inadequacies are grossly exaggerated because of the absymal strike force. Barton, yes. But not Jonas. Half of his crosses end up behind the goal. True. Jonas is cool though. Still think Jonas would be decent playing off a lone striker in the middle, well if he learned to shoot more like. I think we should get him as high up the pitch as we can so he has less players he can run into

Glad I didnt lol

I might put a grand on this being 0-0

take it its 0-0

have they annouced it already, thats early doors.

Yeah because the scouting network never changed over that 8 year period or whatever.

Newcastle United 7 M Williamson Broken Arm Aug 11 T Kadar Hamstring Injury no return date doubtful K Lua Lua Broken Leg 30th Jun 11 L Best Ankle/Foot Injury 30th Jun 11 D Gosling Knee Injury 22nd May 11 A Smith Ankle/Foot Injury Aug 11 H Ben Arfa Broken Leg Jul 11 Sunderland 7 K Richardson Calf/Shin Injury Jul 11 R Noble Knee Injury 7th May 11 slight doubt A Gyan Hamstring Injury no return date very doubtful D Welbeck Hamstring Injury 25th Jun 11 C Gordon Knee Injury Oct 11 J Mensah Calf Muscle Strain 7th May 11 doubtful F Campbell Knee Injury Apr 12 I guess you can include ireland in our list so we win, 8-7 woot 9-7

Hey Derek, Mike and Graham. Also Mike, I bought some trainers from your silverlink branch but I've lost the receipt and the sole has seperated, can I still get a refund? Or do I have to send them to the manufacturer?

I don't know why anyone bothers shooting from a direct free kick TBH, even if you're Beckham the percentages are tiny. This is why we see less great goals, managers ave instructed players generally not to shoot from range. Although if Beckham had a freekick left of center 20-25 yards out Id back him to score 50%+ of them.

I hate 12 o clock kick offs, I like having beers when the toon are playing but if I start drinking then, Ill be in bed by 8

People said this when we signed barton and nolan I didn't. What did you say?

People said this when we signed barton and nolan

What I find strange is alot think its cool to wear say a napoli or Brazil top or something yet not a toon top to go shopping or on the piss or something. I find this very odd indeed. Although I hate those cunts who buy random shirts and think they are flash. "what shirt is that" "FC Torpedo of North Korea" "You Support them" "No I just like it" Fuck off

Nice unnecessary dig. We outplayed them for much of the first half. Better teams than us have hung on / rolled over versus them this season. Ey? Such a random, pointless comment from SSN. It's a shame they forget we were in the championship last season and that alot of their pundits expected freefall for us then and also again this season. You can't expect us to go down but also try and play Man United like we are Barca wtf do you want David Craig?

I just hope we are either ahead or on level terms with 65-70 mins played so Ireland can come on, I have no idea how hell do but my cat would be more of a threat than loven

For the lovenkrands of god why hasn't pardew realised he's chuffin poopers.

Didnt realise harper was out for this, Krul it is then.

I dont understand him, hes got good technique, If he just tried to get to the byline to whip a ball in each time hed be great.

I'm a football supporter. I don't get any pleasure or interest whatsoever out of someone else's bank account. Football players aren't bought with pixie dust and dreams, you kna? No, they're bought with the money we got for Bassong, Milner, N'Zogbia, Given, Martins, Duff, Beye and years of season ticket money without a mortgage. Why is Carroll the only player whose transfer fee we're allowed to spend? Depends if we are relegated or not I guess.