Carlito

Fucking hell my mood just shot up

Back the sword! Crack the horde!

Waddle Bowl in the gowl etc

Walcott hat-trick

3-0 wayhey!!

That looked a nasty one like.

Even Luque scored

We were a better prospect, playing better football under Keegan though tbh. That's where it stems from.

The squad morale was so bad last season when KK came in that we were lucky to get that 28% ratio imo, especially when we had to play the top 4 (some of them twice as well!). Like it's been stated, he brings something extra and can motivate people. Anyone else and we would have been lucky to scrape away from the relegation zone.

I wish they'd hand him a ban under the title of whingey bastard syndrome or something.

Spot on, mate. The 2 new lads are Newcastle United players and should now be made to feel welcome by the fans. The club will not get a penny off me as far as merchandise etc goes that's for sure, but I will always support the team, no matter how disgusted I am at the people in charge. The players have done nothing wrong and some of them may feel the same as we do regarding the whole situation, so let's not let them down.

:lol:

I have a feeling that had KK's transfer targets been of the right type (e.g. Modric rather than Beckham), the board would have made more serious efforts to pursue them. Reading between the lines, they weren't impressed with his suggestions, went their own way, and KK feeling under-mined, quit. in a nutshell, although this is just opinion like most of the stuff here. If it's true that the likes of Modric and Woodgate came here for talks though, then maybe they weren't impressed with those and brought their own targets in over his head. I don't believe for a second that Keegan was targetting the likes of Beckham and Lampard, or Henry. I think they've just taken that radio interview from ages ago where the media spun it, and have used it as ammunition against him to clear their names.

Jobs for the lads etc.

David Healy. 3 clubs in 3 seasons speaks for itself tbh.

My bad. Should have known better, he looks like he's from another planet anyway.

O'Leary off on his holidays like?

That would be because of the fact that he is a bong-eyed cahnt.

I can see Ashley appearing onscreen via satellite at the Hull game with a big smirk on his face, Dr. Evil style

Imagine if by then Anil had bought another club, Ashley's still here, Owen's handed in a transfer request and Wise is in the dugout Always the optimist, eh

The only problem with this is that Ashley wont be attending, it was known even before KK quit. Hopefully the fans will protest so much that news will swiftly reach him. A couple of the rags are carrying stories of us being bought out tomorrow I'll cry tears of happiness if the sixth richest man on the planet buys us out from the claws of Fatty McWiseLovin.

LOOOOOOOWWWWDSA MAHNEY!!!!!!!!

We should put our resources together and build a production line of Keegans. Battery life: 8 months

12 months ago, who'd have thought it. From one fat steaming pan of shit into another, except Shepherd had less friends