Carlito

I can see Ashley appearing onscreen via satellite at the Hull game with a big smirk on his face, Dr. Evil style

Imagine if by then Anil had bought another club, Ashley's still here, Owen's handed in a transfer request and Wise is in the dugout Always the optimist, eh

The only problem with this is that Ashley wont be attending, it was known even before KK quit. Hopefully the fans will protest so much that news will swiftly reach him. A couple of the rags are carrying stories of us being bought out tomorrow I'll cry tears of happiness if the sixth richest man on the planet buys us out from the claws of Fatty McWiseLovin.

LOOOOOOOWWWWDSA MAHNEY!!!!!!!!

We should put our resources together and build a production line of Keegans. Battery life: 8 months

12 months ago, who'd have thought it. From one fat steaming pan of shit into another, except Shepherd had less friends

Wut yuu tawkin' abaat yew mahg!?

If Ashley has any sense, he'd send Dennis Wise back to his home planet. Ugly little fat-headed, crazy frog look-a-like cockney bong-eyed scumbag that he is.

Who ever believes that will believe anything. What a load of gooch cheese. Just shows what classless wankers we have in charge if they're going to go on like that.

Putting aside the fact that no bugger will want to come here to be a yes man, whilst he's a long shot due to our last few finishes I would love to see Hiddink here. As the opening post said though, it hurts even having to ponder who it will be or who we'd want because Keegan should still be here.

Glorified scouts should not be higher up the ladder than the manager. Keegan of all people is not incapable of spotting a player as we've seen in the past. If KK was left in charge of transfers instead of trying to make things complicated, whilst also LYING to us in the process by saying KK was in charge, then I really do believe that we could have improved massively over the next few seasons.

It is a stupid structure because managers don't want to be told how to run things, and this is not just Keegan I'm talking about. All it does is make people pull in different directions within the club and cause unrest. If they did need someone to tell them how to run things, then they more than likely wouldn't have made their name in management to begin with, would they. FFS man.

"You fat bastard" chants in the background on SSN

fucking spot on

They can fuck right off with that shite as well! We don't want, nor do we need a shitty director of football when we had someone perfectly capable of signing his own players and creating a good team ffs.

Not the only one, mate

Treating KK like this is absolutely fucking disgusting, it makes me feel sick! The best 2 managers we've possibly ever had (KK and Robson) have been treat the worst by the board while the talentless fucking pieces of shit like Souness and co have been backed. Sell up, Ashley, and take your stupid bastard cronies with you!!

New board please. Fuck off Mike you fat fucking shitbucket.

When it comes to transfers, it should be the manger's and only the manager's choice on who comes in or who goes out, otherwise he is not completely responsible for what happens. We've seen what has happened with Keegan and Curbs and it's justified for them to be unhappy at what is going on behind the scenes. Tbh I think the only way the club would succeed with a DoF is if they have a "yes man" for a manager.

quality. Knowing our luck though, the media would spin it depending on who finished their pint first or something.

If this is true, like people have said it's not great having to resort to trying to buy the league but if everyone else is starting to do it I think we should as it could actually get us some happier times up here possibly competing in the Champions League. Lord knows we need them

Let's hope so, and in the best way possible. I don't think I could handle another day like that

Will never stop supporting Newcastle but watching the people held in the highest regard to this club being treat the way they are is appaulling and really makes it difficult to see things in the same light (well, I suppose as long as the ones in charge are here anyway).

YES!! Thank fuck for that. We love you KK!