Carlito

Absolute legend. God bless.

Up the Vale etc!!

SSN's ticking bar reporting it was actually a corned beef pasty Just been seen in Boots buying some Gaviscon whilst rubbing his chest. http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/7458/wwegolddustcv7.th.jpg "Because I'm worth it"

is it just me or did they have a bit of the Terminator theme in that at one point? Blokes behind them: Fucks sake, are you done yet?

Alan Smith so he can get the piss ripped out of him from all quarters Chris Kamara Gordon Strachan Mike Ashley Jeff Stelling

"I really hope that this is true and we can see the end of Ashley and his penny pinching bean counters. I hope the new owner has the presence of mind to bring back Freddie, people might not like Fred but at least he delivered the 5th best team over a decade and got us our best ever CL finish, fact. Any new owner must beat 4th, 3th, 5th and 7th place in the league or he's a penny pinching failure, double fact." :lol:

Someone needs a trim

Does Batman have that kind of money though?

Difficult to put some of these in a particular order but: Man Utd 5-0 Barcelona 3-2 Leicester 7-1 Arsenal 3-1 Spurs 7-1 Everton 6-2 Feyenoord 3-2 Sheff Wed 8-0 Liverpool 4-3 (95/96)

Spurs pulled out of the race my hairy fucking arse how kind of them! Just imagine how much they'd have slated us if we'd signed someone like El "Hack-Toi" Diouf.

Good to hear because I almost did

It's not a second 7 seconds away Just as long as I stay I'll be waiting :bng: here's to feelin' good all the time

Nice one. Got my team in: Motsonites Pt. Deux Friedel Matt Taylor Ashley Cole Lescott Hangeland Ronaldo Cesc Flabbygash Modric Scholes Keane Bellamy

Note they've neglected to mention any of the information already known in regards to this concerning the main issue being that Deportivo are apparently after a bit of extra cash. Fixed

fucking knackered tbh like. Didn't see who was inside but heard Keegan, Taylor, Guiterrez, Guthrie, Beye, Owen and Viduka were all there.

Anybody que up outside? Me and my mate waited over an hour and got turned away right at the front door.

I had mumps when I was 10 or so. One side of my face was like Hey Arnold

hat-trick for Duff

One of my mates just saw Andy Carroll in Sainsbury's, says what a prick

Slightly concerned. I don't actually believe we were after Aimar (and my mate owes me a pint now ) but we do need that sort of player who can create things and bottom line, we will have to spend if we want to compete.

My mate was telling me earlier Harry Redknapp was on the news banging on about Kanu. Says something like "Oh you know how it is with Kanu. We offered him a 1 year deal and he wanted a 7 year contract."

Celestine Baba-frickin-yaro. What a waste of time, money and space he was. Good shout for Stephen Carr as well, I'm so glad that useless garden gnome has been shown the door like. Couldn't stop laughing when Diop carried him on his shoulders practically