Carlito

Amady Faye? Rangers must be sick of him already

So, about 9 players in for roughly £20m? Get in Big Sam Asda-price!

We're cutting it finer than a sumo's thong here like, howay man!

Solano deal is going through - SSN

Luque's probably won't be confirmed until about November when they finally notice he's gone

It's almost like watching Back To the Future all over again.

I smell a Toshak/Savage-like argument over the phone between these two on SSN

Boumsong?

Really good on FM to be honest, sign him up!

I've got SSN on and I never heard anything. All they had on was about Anelka signing a new deal.

Put a pipe on Shearer and he'd be Popeye. Oh my gorshk ah gug gug gug gug gug

Nice one, cheers

Are they out?? I heard Ajax got dumped out as well.

While we're at it, we should get Goro for in goal he'd be immense

Well, after sitting there watching an hour and a bit of absolute tripe, I think I'll just blame Carr for everything as always

I fought the temptation to do that and instead just got myself docked 20 points

£50,000,000? Must be for Neil Warnock's face lift.

Will there be 16 fans for Wigan/'Boro the morra? I'll get my coat...

I went a bit overboard with the changes for tomorrow and got docked 16 points Bloody hell, 4 points from Yobo and Berbatov combined!

Rubbish start for my team like. With Gilberto and Eduardo not playing and Ronaldo my captain I hardly got anything at all. Plus gameweek 2 is gonna be a pain in the arse because I have to shuffle everything round just to put a team out! I really regret taking martins, petrov, bianchi and derbyshire out of my team at the last minute now as well, when will I learn

FC Furburger: James Ben Haim Yobo Bale Ronaldo © Gilberto Nani M. Petrov Bellamy Berbatov Viduka Subs: GK: Niemi 1. Micah Richards 2. Ingimarsson 3. De Ridder

I'd love to see Diop here like. Can remember being in stitches when he muscled Carr off the pitch last season, it was like he was just dangling from his arm

quality. he comes with his own power supply. that's good spending, new LB and enough power to keep St James' going. Can just imagine him being plugged into a wall at half-time to re-charge his batteries and blowing a fuse in the floodlights or something. Duracelovic tbh

Has Ameobi ever missed a pen? I'd say Ameobi when he's on, if not then probably Solano or Martins at a stretch.