Carlito

Aye, alright then

Harry Redknapp can go fuck himself in the saggy folds on his face. More lines on it than Andy Carroll's coffee table

Doubtful if Skirge's picture is anything to go by

:lol: "Snake Pit". How desperate is that

Not sure I wanna know what game they were playing in there

No we don't, we have Cabaye, Marveaux, Anita and Ben Arfa (when fit). We just need a new manager who will accommodate these gifted players and get us playing and moving. A pacey striker could do wonders for the team, as would another person in the Ben Arfa or Marveaux mould. Somebody to actually run at the defense. Mind saying that would be nice to have a manager who knew what he was doing...

We desperately need to sign someone creative like. Lack of service for Cisse was terrible.

:lol: that's fucking scary

A fine advert for alcohol. Bravo http://thirdkit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mikeashleydrinking.jpg A fine advert for transfer window dealings. "The fack's he doing here?"

Best and Guthrie played in the equally embarrassing fixture down there last year. Both also had long spells at the club of simply not being up to scratch. The jettisoning of average players is not the problem here. In fact we've still got too many of them making up key parts squad; Williamson, Simpson, Perch, Ryan Taylor, Shola, Obertan. Most of that lot wouldn't even get in our Championship starting XI. A decent club would have f***ed them off by now in our 3rd season back in the top flight, not be dishing out new contracts to them like we do and having them play 30 games a season. I despair at the situation we find ourselves in, where we're having to accept people like Shola, Perch and Ryan Taylor as 'cult heroes' because of their effort/character instead of having players good enough to match the unfulfilled potential of the club. That's without even touching on people like Sammy, Bigi, Ferguson etc all playing regular games when they should be out on loan. We should have a full 18 man squad minimum of players who are good enough to be top 10 Premier League footballers, and I mean actual footballers who like having the f***ing ball. Not have 5 or 6 in the line-up trying to mask the inabilities of others and ultimately dragging their own level down. It will never happen though, because it's obviously too f***ing expensive for a club with 50,000 fans coming through the turnstiles and millions of pounds of revenue to have a squad of competent f***ing players to pick from.

What a crappy day

Agreed. I think that's sweeping across English football in general though. It's sickening. I honestly don't know what to say anymore when it comes to our performances. They're beyond shit and Pardew needs to go. Getting beaten without so much as a whimper is starting to become all too familiar, as are the excuses.

:lol: The bit on Trevor Francis. He's off it!

Lovely jubbley. Few more in please

:lol: good lord

Fuck off and relegate another club, you clueless clown.

We're a fucking joke

http://i.imgur.com/sV9vM.jpg

SANTON YOU MARE!!!

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/749/373/VinceMocksJ.R._crop_exact.jpg?w=340&h=234&q=75 Bah Gawd, Kang!

http://thinkfootball.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/demba-ba-newcastle-455x393.jpg Glenn Plummer http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/b/b2/Scswm28-1.jpg/300px-Scswm28-1.jpg Demba Ba

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gH_QWhPZcX0/T_hW_FCaqnI/AAAAAAAABx0/10XZ7Jo-q_w/s1600/ganso.jpg Alberto Del Rio http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/281/c/7/alberto_del_rio_by_naif1470-d5h6p9i.png Ganso

I'd put Souness ahead of the lot of those, but if we're strictly saying players I think Babayaro or Boumsong surely.