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Thomas Hitzlsperger has retired. I hope he never retires this brilliant German Brummie accent. Although I see Andreas Weimann is also doing good work in that direction.

I mean his general deportment since joining them, not his thing last week.

Lukaku looking like he was going to Albion only to rock up at Everton in the last minute was absolutely brilliant viewing around these parts. Still, they did manage to sign Victor Anichebe. They'll deliver tons of goals, him and 62 yr old Nicolas 'Someone-Shot-My-Dog' Anelka.

Lukaku to Everton and not Albion = Albion down.

They've signed Felliani according to the Mail. 27m. That's actually worse than not signing anyone.

Fuck me, the BBC SSN rip off has just got round to showing that Usain Bolt clip.

I dont think I can listen to this shouty cunt any more.

Two minutes till i can turn this shite off and watch Breaking Bad.

13m for McCarthy. Hmmm.

Does anyone else find themselves thinking that, while it'd be nice to boast to your mates about banging Natalie Sawyer, you'd have a significantly more fun, dirtier time with Hayley McQueen?

It's a Libor scandal. No interest in it.

Ha ha ha ha, brilliant, I thought that too.

Hoooooo!

Bit disappointed our swoop for Libor Kozak (who, apparently, we've been trailing for months) wasn't given the double height, not scrolling bottom bar AND the side panel first-day-at-school portrait shot.

Just sucked off Shaun Derry behind the OB truck. Fact.

Meanwhile, indoors, Harry is contemplating a half eaten pizza, watching SSN, as a small, salty tear rolls down his waxen face.

This girl at QPR sounds like she's constantly having those TIA mini stroke things.

I've seen service stations which project more gravitas than that entrance to Anfield.

Barry was offered to us by City. We politely declined.

It looks like the sort of place full of management accountants in Hackett polo shirts braying about rugby. Vile.

Lukaku going to Everton according to media down here. Ha ha ha ha

Jesus fuck! The yellow banner has just gone NUCLEAR

The other thing about Sunderland is that Dossena is a truly terrible player, an absolute fucking impostor.

Quinn: "Chelsea were ... err errr err making noises about Sessegnon"

Fuck me, Albion have broken their transfer record to sign Sessegnon. What is their transfer record? 5m?