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Ha ha ha ha.

Arsenal's problem isn't the difference between 4th and 3rd, though.

http://i.imgur.com/UTBfw0R.png X 5000 That's surely a wind up hahaha. It is, but it's a very funny account to follow. Up there with USSoccerGuy

Imagine Piers The thing is, Ozil is a brilliant player, and I know they've borrowed a keeper from Palermo, but there's a limit to how much one player can do. It's an expensive way to make yourselves look like you know what you're doing, but is Ozil enough to move them on? I don't think he is.

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He's only shown neck up, I wouldn't rule out a sheep impaled on his cock at the moment.

Dossena is awful, truly awful. Also, generally, when you lose your best player to Albion, you're perhaps not the colossal club you think you are.

What the fuck is that kid doing out at 10 o clock on a weekday night?

Look at the state of that Peterborough bloke. Looks like he's off to the bogs every ad break to do a bit more charlie.

There's a reason Carlton Cole is without a club, and that reason is that he's absolutely fucking shit. I support a club who have actually signed Cant Control, and trust me, signing nobody is infinitely preferable.

Shit the bed! I was just thinking "What this deadline day lacks is Mo Farah telling us what he thinks of Arsenal's one signing" and lo and shitting behold, HE'S ON NOW!

I thought that, too. On the basis of young people in Manchester, I'd reckon that bloke had at least 6 knives and one firearm behind him.

Redknapp today is like Britain after the Suez crisis. Desperately trying to come to terms with the loss of a status that actually is long gone, unable to come to terms with the fact it has really happened, and the old glory days aren't coming back - stuck in the second division, mooking around trying to persuade the players he bought for Portsmouth (with money they didn't have) to join him again for the fifth time, with the slow realisation that pretty much nobody gives one tenth of one single fuck about QPR now they've stopped being money spunking clowns.

Loan. He's got a year left on his contract with us, so that's it as far as he's concerned.

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Ah, a good old mongthrob at Liverpool's training ground. mong-throb [mong-throb] noun 1. Informal. a gathering of brainless chavs circling a Sky reporter on the final day of the transfer window, usually at the entrance to a football training ground.

He does. As if anyone gives one tenth of one single flying fuck what he thinks about Man United's transition from the Ferguson era.

Anyone know where I can find some wheelie bins on sale?

"Gareth Bale, guys? Gareth Bale?" *cringe*

Thank god we won't be seeing much of him today. *wink*

Deadline day is like a Room 101 of broadcasting. All the people who you fucking hate in sports broadcasting in your face on the same day. I hate them all. I particularly hate that twat who does the North East grounds. I'm not a man of violence, but I'd gladly create a flesh on willow combination by taking a cricket bat to his face.

I suspect we are going to be signing a couple of people I've never heard of. Not even on FIFA.

You'll find next to no argument from Villa fans on that.

The problem is he'll be on utterly ridiculous money at QPR.

Barry Bannan having a medical at Palace in the morning. Talented lad but total fucking idiot. Drink driving, dumping his Range Rover on the motorway and legging it off after an accident, and generally full of bad attitude.