brummie

I've just been reading that horrific Sunderland forum. They seem to be getting an idea of what MON's transfer work is like.

The problem is, he is lazy in the transfer market. That's what it is, laziness.

Regular as clockwork. Richardson wants out so expect Stephen Warnock to be a Sunderland player come next season. This one too, please.

And even better, with James Collins. Come on, pubehead, take him off our hands.

Sunderland linked with McGeady and Maloney today. Fuck me, he's still living in 2009.

The lad said he only wanted to play for Spurs, but has been led astray by his agent. Still, new intergalactic 200,000 capacity stadium on the way, and Levy has told AVB to go out and get 1986 Maradona.

How much did you's buy him for? 4 million of your British pounds. I don't care what we get back for him, I just want him gone, he's that fucking useless.

Villa left for their US tour this morning, and Alan Hutton is not making the trip. Please please please please please please please let that mean someone is in the process of buying him.

Do you really need him back? I also think you'd be absolutely nuts to fork out stupid 25m style money for him. I genuinely think Ashley pulled off the transfer coup of the last ten years with that deal. Having him back for anything but a really modest fee - when you don't really need him - would just detract from that.

Apparently a few people were doing the Villa Park tour thus morning and were in the dressing rooms when Lambert walks in, giving a player a quick look around the ground. Turns out in was Ron Vlaar. I hope this means the end of James Collins.

I can think of a few times last season when we played some really, really nice stuff on the ground. The problem was, it was invariably first half only, and disappeared to the usual negative shit in the second half, similar to what you saw. It was weird, as if his caution mechanism kicked in. The only time I remember us playing really well for 90 mins was Arsenal at home (when we played them off the park despite losing to a last min goal), and Chelsea away. We played Stoke at Villa Park towards the end of the season. We were the better side over most of the game and Weimann scored a lovely goal. Then on 82 mins, Stoke equalised. On full time, McFuck did a victorious fist pump and waved at someone up in the executive seats. That says it all. We were all gutted at throwing away 2 points to Stoke at home. he was delighted with a point. Almost 40 years I've been watching us, and I've seen worse Villa teams (the one that got relegated five years after winning the European Cup was a stinker), but I've never see us be so utterly spineless as he sent us out last year. We were routinely embarassed to watch. It was actually the first time i have repeatedly been embarassed of my team for a prolonged period. If I weren't a Villa fan last season, I'd have been praying for us to go down, so spineless and ambitionless were we. Thank god he has gone. I still can't believe he was ever appointed in the first place, mind. I really can't.

Isn't that just the list for every managerial vacancy ever? It really is just that endless merry-go-round where really unaccomplished, shit managers get linked with every job. I mean, how can any chairman be steeeyyoooooopid enough to employ McFuck now? Some moron will, though.

Sadly predictable. Cue big name manager coming in and a Leicester like season this year. Big name manager? http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11727/7890967/McLeish-in-Forest-frame Those poor, poor people.

this is what should have happened- taking it to criminal court is ridiculous imo. Not sure I agree on that. If I went into the street and racially abused someone, and a copper saw it, I'd expect to find myself in legal bother, too. The fact the FA dealt with it doesn't really come into it in terms of the application of the law.

Anyone who sells Andy Carroll for THIRTY FIVE MILLION POUNDS and asks for a sell on clause clearly knows how to enjoy themselves in the football business.

If West Ham are linked with Andy Carroll, I guarantee you it can only be a matter of hours before we're treated to an interview with that cock socket David Gold, standing next to his helicopter.

Although they've also bought Nicky Shorey. I well remember MON buying him for us. Spent £4m on him, saw him in training, decided he didn't like him, so pretended he didn't exist.

In fairness, you probably don't need to be Robert Jay to get the better of Anton Ferdinand in some verbal jousting.

None of them seem to have mentioned the fact that MON plays the same XI week in, week out - as he doesn't believe in squads - till they're so knackered, the results go totally to shit.

I don't buy kits, but the general consensus from Villa fans I know who do buy them was that the quality of some of the Nike kits was abysmal. They also took ages to get them into shops. I can't imagine Villa were happy that the home kit didn't ship until December.

We've signed Matthew Lowton from Sheffield United. Nothing noteworthy in that, other than the fact he's a right back and this is another indicator that HUTTON WILL BE LEAVING. Please, please, please, please

*something in eye*

McClaren isn't being a prick. He's doing his job.

I wish Morgan would actually, literally melt, the odious fucking tit.

RAWK is fantastic reading regarding this transfer. The level of delusion on there is mind blowing.