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I wrote a haiku about Steve Sidwell leaving Goodbye, Ginger one I'm so happy you are gone Useless waste of skin.

Mind you, Sidwell on the way out, thereby immeasurably weakening another relegation rival.

I don't get it though. The reason why Carew usually wants to move to another club is because he has shagged all the shagable broads in that city. Maybe he doesn't know West Brom is close to Villa? Someone should tell him asap.. Indeed. Clearly someone's told him Smethwick and Sandwell are dripping with klunge.

John Carew in talks with Albion. He's a fucking lazy, uninterested, unprofessional wanker of late, but I still get slightly worried about selling him to our goal shy local relegation rivals.

Of course it is. He's a very promising player, but 30 million pounds is a huge amount of money for a player with so little top flight experience. This isn't just about Ashley or Newcastle, every single chairman in the league - bar one or possibly two - would think very, very seriously about that sort of cash.

I thought this was interesting. From Tim Abraham, Villa correspondent for the Express and Star (yam yam rag), on that Twittersphere thing.

I love how nobody took any notice of me when I mentioned this six hours previously. Twats. Yeah they did. That article merely 'confirms' it. The article is by legend in his own lifetime, Alan "Nicko from that shit Blackburn forum" Nixon, so he probably stumbled upon said story on here in the first place.

Why? He's a Villa fan, and TalkSport is the home of laddish over the topness.

I swear to god, this sport will fucking kill me. I'm still shaking. I'm a 42 year old man. It's not right.

Ah fuck, I can't watch this. I'm turning it off. I'l only doom ourselves.

Maybe Houllier wants to bring in his own men,I would be surprised if Downing was sold but as the saying goes "everyone has a price" and Villa have 2 good wingers in Young and Albrighton to fall back on. What a load of bollocks. Downing has been our best player this season. So, somehow, we're going to sell him - to Sunderland - for about what we paid for him?

Think you might win this if you keep up the intensity. They look like they are wilting. No, the ref is going to send at least one of our players off. I'm just impressed we've found a pair of bollocks for the first time in weeks.

Villa - 7 fouls, 6 bookings. Essien - 100 fouls, 0 bookings.

We're passing the ball and keeping possession quite nicely, but we're so desperately short of punch up front. This referee is a nightmare. He's going to send someone off soon enough.

I hope O'Neill gets his dream job this time.

Gueida Fofana, captain of French U19s, having a medical with us today, by all accounts. I don't know the first thing about him, but I like his fancy foreign name.

Any club outside the elite clubs who has an asset like Carroll will probably sell if someone offers crazy money. Look at Rooney to Man Utd, Milner to Man City, even our very own Woodgate to Real Madrid. Let's not make this another anti-Ashley thread because no matter who the chairman was, if a club offered something mental for him, they'd more than likely look closely at it. Of course they would, and there's no point expecting any different. If the buying club offers big transfer money (first part) and they offer the player stupid wages (more important), the player will be unsettled and will eventually be off. It is the most annoying, disheartening thing about football these days. It is pretty much impossible to build anything organically - it was always very difficult, nowadays it is actually not possible.

Why he has been shite for ages he is nowt now, spent too long on the sidelines at City & looks shot. Maybe he needs to what Charlie Adam did & leave a big club for a shitty club & become a MEGAFISH in a puddle. I reckon he'll move to Sunderland in January. In fact, I am going to see if i can get a price on that tomorrow.

you say that as if it is a bad thing.

The Big Sam on Twitter: "I've just ordered Sky Multiroom, as well. Fucking backstabbing sharks. "

Bollocks to that. Hit it long, throw it in the mixer, Big Sam style.

Dunne is a disgrace. If he wants somewhere to point the finger in terms of where things have gone badly of late, he should start with the mirror. A very big one to fit his entire flabby frame into.

Carew will probably do alright wherever he goes for a bit, basically, until he realises he's fucked all the really fuckable women in whichever city it is, then he'll lose interest. Ireland is really not all there, but is the one of that list I'd most like to work out. For all our struggles with injuries this season, it is absolutely without a doubt some of the senior players who have let us down, not the kids who have replaced them. Warnock, Dunne (massively), Collins, Carew have been disgraceful. Albrighton (who will play for England within 12 months, I guarantee), Hogg (brilliant yesterday), Bannan, Lichaj, Clark have all done excellently, and make me feel unbelievably positive for the future. Richard Dunne is the size of a house. And not a small one, either, a fucking big one.

Stephen Warnock, Ireland, Carew and Friedel all out the door at Villa, in descending order of urgency, apparently. Warnock has deteriorated shockingly in 18 months. Ireland is a headcase. Carew can't be fucked any more. Friedel is on a downward slope, but would still keep him.

Ashley's daughter has been a the biscuit barrel, I see.