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Really, I couldn't give a toss any more. I can't believe there are that many people prepared to fork out 60 quid a ticket to go and sit in the pissing rain to watch this bilge, either.

Nothing ever, ever changes with England. We always pick the 11 best players rather than the best team. That's why John Barnes got 80 caps despite playing about 3 decent games for us. That's why we're STILL seeing Lampard and Gerrard together not working. Until we get over that, nothing will change.

Baros is lethal, mind. *unconvincing face*

And Angelina Jolie is going to pour me a large gin and tonic. After she's wiped my man mess from her fat lips. obv.

Don't get me wrong, Lampard has certainly delivered the goods for Chelsea, but *one hundred and fifty thousand pounds* *a week*. We're so used to these figures we shrug it off. Let's get the cunts on the maximum wage again, and shoot Jimmy Hill. And Murdoch.

Football is borderline immoral, is it not, when players can earn so much money (and, god knows, I'm pretty immoral myself). Lampard with his 5 year 150k a week deal, for example. Will there ever come a day when enough people say "He's earning how fucking much?" and refuse to fork out for their season ticket or Sky subscription. Or both?

I don't believe that for a moment, but if you really were prepared to offer Owen that much, it would be - quite frankly - fucking absurd.

We already use Seat Exchange. Not used it myelf, but apparently it works quite well.

Me to friend at match: Gabby has done fuck all today. 7 minutes later, he's got a hat trick. We were awesome in spells today. We really need a RM though. Great song from the City fans (tune of London Bridge) "Gareth Barry thinks you're shit, he loves Scousers".

Dawson's s***. I' say he's only 4 times better than Zat Knikght. Knight won't be near our first team this year, though, that's the difference. He's our fourth choice CB. King is lame, so unless you sign someone in the next two weeks, you're stuck with Dawson as first choice CB. King isnt lame. He's already said that those bogus rumours about his knee injury are false. Think he'll play 20 or so league games this season. Still think we'll bring in a centre back before deadline anyway. Im sure you're still on a buzz from the Cuellar signing and the fact that you've finally got a right back. Calm down, KD. All i said was that Dawson is shite, and let's be honest, he is.

Dawson's shit. I' say he's only 4 times better than Zat Knikght. Knight won't be near our first team this year, though, that's the difference. He's our fourth choice CB. King is lame, so unless you sign someone in the next two weeks, you're stuck with Dawson as first choice CB.

Honestly, how fucking shit is Dawson? Here's a clue, Spurs - when your midfield is staffed with pansy pretty boys who look like they'd cry if you gave them a nasty look and they allow pressure to be put on your defence, jokers like Dawson are the absolute last type of player you want to be relying on. Same old same old.

kingdawson - if you need a cb, maybe MON will let you have Knight now we've got Cuellar.

And when did Stoke move to the North West? Anyway, there's no room in football for players with confusingly similar names. This Faye and Faye business is irritating. I'm only just over the two Gary Stevens.

Champions - don't care Champions League - don't care Surprise package - Middlesbrough (seriously) or Wigan Going down - Hull, Stoke, Fulham.

It is good he gave a British player a debut rather than buying someone in from the wealth of nations out there. Not a single taker? Not even a wry nod of appreciation and a small chuckle? Disappointing.

It is good he gave a British player a debut rather than buying someone in from the wealth of nations out there. Not a single taker? Not even a wry nod of appreciation and a small chuckle? Disappointing.

I bet he flops.

It is good he gave a British player a debut rather than buying someone in from the wealth of nations out there.

There's a "banter" site for most PL clubs. Pile of shit. I fucking hate that word. Banter, not shit. It makes me think of that monkey-walking, gloryhunting cunt Tim Lovejoy

Nor are defenders by the looks of it. Or strikers.

It's all relative but I wouldn't say Stoke is in the 'South' i wouldn't say Stoke was in the 21st century, to be honest.

That's actually not true. Agbonlahor is useless out wide and didn't play there last season. He did the season before, but last season he played up front with Carew. One thing worth mentioning is that our coach is John Robertson, one of the best crossers of the ball ever. He did a pretty good job helping Ashley Young improve his crossing, I would imagine the plan is for him to do the same with Milner.

I'm amazed Alan Shearer hasn't copyrighted that "look"

^^^ to be honest, if there was one Liverpool player I'd be interested in as part of an exchange, it would be Benayoun. RM is definitely the most important position for us to fill, though. We can make do with the strikers we have until January if need be, but last year the RM slot was comical, Petrov drifting in to the centre and falling over NRC at every opportunity .... Having said that, I'm miles happier than i was this time last week, I'd like him to improve the squad a fair bit more before the window closes, but he's heading in the right direction. He's an incredibly, incredibly frustrating manager in the transfer window, though. I'd try to explain just how frustrating, but I'd struggle.