brummie

You're someone who I forgotten about actually, Mowen. I enjoy reading your posts and you're someone who puts plenty of thought and effort into what they're writing, you just don't post often enough to stick in my mind as a regular on here. I'm such a spaz that it was only about two weeks ago that i realised that Mowen probably means M. Owen.

Can't see one of these elsewhere, so thought I'd start one in which we can all append well meaning festive wishes. Happy Christmas, my long suffering Geordie friends, and may 2008 bring UEFA cheer. PS mods - feel free to move, couldn't decide on here or in Chat, but it looked a bit scary in there.

Just watching MOTD2. Barnes took that goal very well. I wonder if he'll be there after January?

the problem is our club should be better than your club.... lol I don't know if he's taking the piss or on the level, or if the replies are taking the piss. Or on the level. *shrug*

I don't understand. You're on, what, 26 points and all is doom, the manager must go. Yet Villa are only on 3 more, Blackburn 1 more and Everton and Portsmouth 4 more, and they're all supposed to be having good seasons. So how does that work then? I appreciate the football might be poor to watch, and I also appreciate that you've had several games where you were - imho - very lucky to get what you did, but one thing you can't argue with is the fact that you're in a pretty solid position in the table and only 4 points off a European place. Surely the time to worry is when you are playing shite and NOT getting points. I think the problem is that a lot of people here were coming up with wildly optimistic predictions at the start of the season - top four, top five, neither of which were ever going to happen . If the club was as fucked up as you (almost) all said it was under FFS, how can you expect it to get righted almost immediately?

I like Darius, he's one of us and always will be. However, I'll say two things. 1. He looks uncannily like Spike Lee. 2. He's not very good any more. Had loads of potential, never lived up to it. Interestingly, I feel Luke Moore is going the same route. Brummie...are you "villain"? Shhhh. I knew you'd ask me that.

Exactly. It is highly homoerotic. The idea of one of my mates standing stark bollock naked and sporting a hard on at the other end of some ropey pissed up skank is about as much of a turn on as looking up to see Margaret Thatcher rear-ending Christopher Biggins with a strap-on. Nein danke.

I like Darius, he's one of us and always will be. However, I'll say two things. 1. He looks uncannily like Spike Lee. 2. He's not very good any more. Had loads of potential, never lived up to it. Interestingly, I feel Luke Moore is going the same route.

Youd think tabloid journalists were working to a 1940s set of moral values "sickening". What a joke.

NRC cocked it up at the end like, was a simple pass to Moore. I know. I've been a critic of his of late, but other than that fuck up (to Agbonlahor, Moore is persona non grata and leaving), he was excellent today

Is it the 'penguin' home kit? Thats the closest they have to a historic kit.

I thoroughly enjoyed our game against Speccy's lot today. A few observations. 1. We should have definitely taken three points. The MotD highlights are deceiving, we played very well indeed in spells. 2. John Carew was just awesome, awesome today. We're in a spell now which is the first in which he has been really fully fit, and you can see the benefits. 3. Elano - really disappointing. 4. City - I was disappointed, didn't really offer a great deal. They looked a bit tired (although in fairness, so did we at times). 5. City fans - really surprised, very quiet. Almost all of them sat down, too, which is odd as the stewards at VP never moan at standing away fans. 6. Referee - fecking useless.

How very dare you!

He won't have any problems when he joins us in January, what with us having so many English players. *wink*

Earl Barrett

If it was a rape, who would you want it to be who got sent down? Obviously, there are so many of those vile, smug cunts to choose from, but I know which one I'd like to get "merked" in the showers by Mr Big who's in with the screws.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/962/2007121721gyi0051129971qc4.jpg Tenor: Next time i see you do that pointless step-over thing, I'm going to hold your head in my hands like this, and bum you in the face, you Portugese cunt.

Even Spurs don't win it any more.

Ah, the league cup, how dreadfully passé. *knocked out by championship shite ages ago facial expression*

I can't believe that was the last time we won the FA Cup. What a disgrace. Although I'm probably moaning about this to the wrong set of people

It was a horrible tackle tbf I know. But I consider it long overdue for the badge kissing episode.

Take that Dwight Yorke, you badge kissing United cunt. Well done, young Craig.

Stroke of luck, by all accounts. f****** hell, though, really not good enough. Only saw the last half hour, ye weren't great I must say. Bit disappointing to see Reo-Coker taking the ball to the corner flag in injury time. Our skimpy squad is starting to punish us. When we want to change the way we play, we struggle, as we haven't got the players to choose from. Smallest squad in the PL by miles.

Lolz. Oh noes!!!! We R taking UR three pointz!!!

Stroke of luck, by all accounts. Fucking hell, though, really not good enough.