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"He's a perfectionist" Yes, that's exactly what he wants us all to be saying, the wanker. I might have to turn this off.

I hadn't even noticed this. Now I'm really going to be triggered.

He's an absolute fucking gobshite who delivers predictable results with unlimited resources and curates his public image more than any other manager. I can't fucking stand him. That shot then of him moaning at Haaland, it's all so carefully crafted. He's so manufactured.

"Ooh, look at me everyone, this player of mine has just effortlessly scored twice and we're absolutely coasting this game whilst in fourth gear, BUT I AM STILL NOT SATISFIED, JUST LOOK AT ME"

I absolutely loathe Guardiola.

I just want to make it known that after having considered putting Dua Lipa through an ordeal she'll never be able to forget, I have opted to walk away. Does anyone have her agent's details?

Diaby playing behind Watkins. Emery is a big, big Philogene fan, and he did brilliantly in pre-season. I wouldn't be surprised to see him tomorrow. Emery is only going to sell those already on his out-list: Dendoncker, Traore, Ramsey Jr (with buy back), Archer maybe (with buy back also but depends on a new striker).

However. What a goal.

He's a great player and that's a brilliant finish but Man City make me want to fucking puke, the cheating cunts. Everyone else playing by the rules, them just doing what the fuck they want.

Gil was an absolute legend back in the 80s, proper legend. He was like a mixture of part Doug Ellis, part Ken Bates and then 60% a pile of bat shit.

It won't last.

Counter attacking.

If we'd replicated the points totals in the 2/3s of the season Emery was with us over the whole season, we'd be in the Champions League too. One of the reasons you looked so poor was we sussed you out from the off and didn't let you play.

That's the last word I would use to describe him. I've seen him change tactics three times in a match. MON didn't change tactics three times in his whole career.

I don't think it is possible to overstate the appeal of living in London whilst being a 25 year old multi millionaire, though. I mean, you can have a very good life as a very rich young man in any city in this country, but London is one of 4 or 5 global megacities that are on a different level. I am impressed none of them die young, though. That much money, in London for me when i was 25 and I'd have been toes-up through excess by 30.

Wait till he gets there on day one, and they show him the way to the 'midfielders room', open the door and it's like the fucking Last Night of the Proms, there's so many of them there.

Emery has been playing some really weird tactics in preseason, trying all sorts of out-there shit. Guy's a magician.

Both those heavy wins for you against caretaker managers. Couldn't even blame Gerrard for the 4-0 Aaron Danks was in control, and he'd had us beat Brentford 4-0 the week before. Making his record with us entirely neutral, 4-0 and 0-4.

Yeah, i was only joking no worries

We've got three of them, brothers.

Masters is a Villa fan. You'll get no joy out of him.

well, apart from one that springs to mind.

Martinez Digne Mings Konsa Cash Kamara Luiz McGinn Tielemans Diaby Watkins I've changed my mind since last week.

It would embed the personality and style of Moyes even deeper into the club, only for him invariably to get sacked halfway through the season, and them to be left with a squad full of functional, old school players.

It's Randy Lerner.