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If we'd replicated the points totals in the 2/3s of the season Emery was with us over the whole season, we'd be in the Champions League too. One of the reasons you looked so poor was we sussed you out from the off and didn't let you play.

That's the last word I would use to describe him. I've seen him change tactics three times in a match. MON didn't change tactics three times in his whole career.

I don't think it is possible to overstate the appeal of living in London whilst being a 25 year old multi millionaire, though. I mean, you can have a very good life as a very rich young man in any city in this country, but London is one of 4 or 5 global megacities that are on a different level. I am impressed none of them die young, though. That much money, in London for me when i was 25 and I'd have been toes-up through excess by 30.

Wait till he gets there on day one, and they show him the way to the 'midfielders room', open the door and it's like the fucking Last Night of the Proms, there's so many of them there.

Emery has been playing some really weird tactics in preseason, trying all sorts of out-there shit. Guy's a magician.

Both those heavy wins for you against caretaker managers. Couldn't even blame Gerrard for the 4-0 Aaron Danks was in control, and he'd had us beat Brentford 4-0 the week before. Making his record with us entirely neutral, 4-0 and 0-4.

Yeah, i was only joking no worries

We've got three of them, brothers.

Masters is a Villa fan. You'll get no joy out of him.

well, apart from one that springs to mind.

Martinez Digne Mings Konsa Cash Kamara Luiz McGinn Tielemans Diaby Watkins I've changed my mind since last week.

It would embed the personality and style of Moyes even deeper into the club, only for him invariably to get sacked halfway through the season, and them to be left with a squad full of functional, old school players.

It's Randy Lerner.

Great cars, though, very redolent of my childhood, my Dad had a series of them.

Yeah, there's a row of shops the other side of the island from the RVT, there's one there.

It's Wolverhampton. They've only just got used to trains and planes. They're not used to you lot, you're basically like Danes or Swedes to them.

That's a very nice pub, great food too. And the Red Lion just down the hill, other side of the clock tower. The Jewellery Quarter is an absolute gem of an area. Oh, pun not intended.

My word. Why would anyone?

I'd always recommend drinking in Birmingham city centre, or, even better, the Jewellery Quarter, where there are tons of very nice, very good pubs, then getting the tram or the train.

It's a shame Olivier is long gone, could have got him to do it in his World At War voice, the finest narration ever done by any man.

They fucked it up, that's why. In the case of Everton, they've wasted horrific amounts of money over long periods - if you spend huge amounts of money on shit players for so long, surely you can expect to dance with relegation?

Pulled the plug financially, not given him the funding he expected. "Doing a Lerner" as we know it round these parts.

Absolutely setting course for the championship, Midlandsboro. inexplicably stupid.

"He'll be fine, he just needs to play in the right system, ie somewhere else for someone else's manager" *sinks back to knees to carry on praying for his exit*

Is that such a weird way of playing? There are plenty of teams who do that - us included.