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Ha ha, that's the best post I've seen here for ages. Totally agree. Or score and whip off their shirt to reveal a t-shirt with I BELONG TO SATAN on it. There's only one thing more revolting players can do with their fingers (ruling out bodily insertions obvs) after scoring and that is make a heart shape. That's worse than godbothering stuff.

Everton need putting out of their misery.

What an absolutely laughable mess Everton are at the moment. It's like they've broken down what they need to do in terms of maintaining their top flight status, growing the club, keeping the fans onside, building unity, to produce a list of individual tasks - and then decided to approach every individual task in the worst way possible.

One of the chants we had for him was 'Boom boom Savo!' which as it was about or just after the time of the Yugoslavian war, wasn't very tactful. I think he's a manager now.

Reckon he'll be a good signing for you.

He was very popular and still is - he was "our" signing after the pressure on Ellis to get the money out.

Scored that absolutely filthy shitpinger in the LC final against Dirty Leeds, too.

Oh, you are a one!

Very nicely done, that. Better than 99% of social media signing videos

Dyche might do the main thing and keep them up but fucking hell, imagine having to watch that dire football for years after take the punishment, do a spell in the championship, appoint a modern manager, come back stronger

I am hoping this stuff about us buying Guendouzi is true. Him alongside Boubacar Kamara (who, trust me, is a truly stunning player) and pushing Luiz further forward where he's much more effective. I can get down with that. Very easily.

Bad luck, guys. The Birmingham Mail is just a clickbait organisation these days. Contrast the headline: "Aston Villa receive emphatic Anthony Gordon transfer response after Everton link" with the content, a handful of tweets from fans saying he's shite and no ta. I don't believe any Villa transfer newspaper talk unless it's John Percy at the Torygraph.

P7 W5 D1 L1 since Emery came and took over exactly the same squad, bar 1.5 games from a LB that Gerrard had, and had averaged about a point a game for a year beforehand. Carragher and the rest of the Gerrard fan club can fuck right off. Carpethead was way way out of his depth.

Some cunt with a drone is being a cunt. We were playing pretty well, too.

Yeah, I absolutely hate Grealish for that reason. *wink*

Guardiola really is a cunt. I can't stand him.

I know - SEVEN years running. Incredible.

He can't be as shit as our back up keeper, Robin Olsen. A keeper for whom a shot on target = a save. Who thinks anywhere outside his area = a minefield. A keeper who doesn't do saves. And he's our number 2, isn't this clown your third choice?

Fucking hell. No wonder he's shit if he's got that sort of distraction going on.

On the bright side - I like Ings a lot - at least we didn't do him the ultimate disservice of selling him to Everton.

Ings is a good signing. If they can get the ball to him he’ll score the goals and they’ll stay up. we must have someone else coming in, can’t be Duran (please please tell me now it isn’t etc etc).

The PL now basically just funds European football to a large extent. The fees getting paid are insane, and it's clueless fucking idiots like Boehly just driving it to mental levels.

Just been watching his youtube compilation. Goals on film.

I know! That’s the joke! *chuckle*

That Spurs fan was a fucking idiot but Ramsdale with his fist pumping and badge kissing at them was asking for it. I absolutely loathe shit housing goalkeepers, me, like.