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Don't really like either of those. Away strips just don't feel right for us.

Blackpool are the more attractive team but I want Hughton back in the Premiership. Him just being in this league would raise the average level of dignity by about 25%.

Going to be seriously conflicted about England v. France if perchinho is playing

Probably closer to an England call up than anyone else in our squad

Great idea, let's sack Llambias and sign Satan as our managing director while we're at it

Cardiff fans were ridiculous last night Spent the entire first half abusing Nolan ("Nolan, you're a wanker." Why do they even hate him so much?) , and the entire second half abusing Green ("You let your country down." Wait, aren't you lot not even English?) Seemed to fixate on these two for no reason in particular to the detriment of actually supporting their own team. What chants they did have were either banal or completely disconnected from reality. ("Cardiff City, the best name in football, the world has ever seen." Really?) The only thing more ridiculous I heard all day was the West Ham supporters claiming that Ricardo Vaz Te "scores when he wants." Also, their team was utter shit. Don't even know what they're supposed to be good at. Oh, and they're sponsored by Malaysia for some reason. Underwhelming day out all around

In standing directly behind Cardiff goal. Got a bad feeling about this

Cheeky 1 pound bet on Nolan hat trick

Will be wearing the lucky blazer

Zoggy will score a brace. All will be forgiven.

How loud is it going to be if he scores on Sunday

Pardew's just been saving him to get him hungry. He's the defense's Ben Arfa.

Seconded

It's not that I don't get the gist of it, but where is North Shields and what is a fish wife

Dave changed the damn thing and I don't have access to my computer where the file for the old one is And no, keeping the jizz face was not an option.

Don't think we need to worry about him leaving in the summer at all. The people running the club are tough negotiators and the first question they'll ask to any potential bidders is "if Andy Carroll was worth 35m in January 2011, how much is Cisse ask now?" The answer will be a sum that only the likes of Manchester City or Real Madrid would be willing to pay.

French family next to me at breakfast talking about that goal No idea what they're saying but the dad is pointing rather excitedly at the newspaper article trying to explain to wife/daughter.

It's stunning for me that just a year ago we were entirely reliant on the leadership and ability of players like Kevin Nolan and Joey Barton. Look at us now. Want to get a shirt at the club shop but can't decide who's name to get on the back love all of them too much.

Holy fuck, didn't see the trajectory on that goal from the ground. What a ridiculous strike.

Have you read all the thread yet? Wish they'd caught me celebrating a goal or something instead of looking disinterested

This has objectively been one of the best days of my life. What a fucking fantastic first half. We were chanting "Geordie boys taking the piss" at one point, and that was exactly what the team was doing. Played Chelsea off the pitch for 45 minutes at Stamford Bridge, fucking hell, what is this sorcery! Second half was predictably dire and I couldn't bear to watch towards the end, but then Cisse just went "LOL I score when I want" and everything was okay. Got fucking dogpiled at the lower tier because everyone including myself was trying to get to Cisse. Got bruises all over my legs but was too happy to notice till just now. Fantastic atmosphere towards the end, everyone blistering with positive energy. I'm just happy to have been part of all this. Was class just randomly bumping into MKSC and Greg outside the ground too So all in all, a fantastic day. ...can we change the avatars back now?

Off to the airport. Let's do this.

Doubt De Jong will play tbh. Don't ruin this for me Sorry I was hoping Hatem would totally 'Richardson' him and torment him all match. Before dancing around him and thundering in a late winner. I do like the sound of that, especially if it involves getting a result from Chelsea in the process Would like to see him "do the Evra" next to De Jong after the final whistle.

All we have to do is win three in a row against the most in-form teams in the division and we're (probably) getting CL football. I believe.