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Cheeky 1 pound bet on Nolan hat trick

Will be wearing the lucky blazer

Zoggy will score a brace. All will be forgiven.

How loud is it going to be if he scores on Sunday

Pardew's just been saving him to get him hungry. He's the defense's Ben Arfa.

Seconded

It's not that I don't get the gist of it, but where is North Shields and what is a fish wife

Dave changed the damn thing and I don't have access to my computer where the file for the old one is And no, keeping the jizz face was not an option.

Don't think we need to worry about him leaving in the summer at all. The people running the club are tough negotiators and the first question they'll ask to any potential bidders is "if Andy Carroll was worth 35m in January 2011, how much is Cisse ask now?" The answer will be a sum that only the likes of Manchester City or Real Madrid would be willing to pay.

French family next to me at breakfast talking about that goal No idea what they're saying but the dad is pointing rather excitedly at the newspaper article trying to explain to wife/daughter.

It's stunning for me that just a year ago we were entirely reliant on the leadership and ability of players like Kevin Nolan and Joey Barton. Look at us now. Want to get a shirt at the club shop but can't decide who's name to get on the back love all of them too much.

Holy fuck, didn't see the trajectory on that goal from the ground. What a ridiculous strike.

Have you read all the thread yet? Wish they'd caught me celebrating a goal or something instead of looking disinterested

This has objectively been one of the best days of my life. What a fucking fantastic first half. We were chanting "Geordie boys taking the piss" at one point, and that was exactly what the team was doing. Played Chelsea off the pitch for 45 minutes at Stamford Bridge, fucking hell, what is this sorcery! Second half was predictably dire and I couldn't bear to watch towards the end, but then Cisse just went "LOL I score when I want" and everything was okay. Got fucking dogpiled at the lower tier because everyone including myself was trying to get to Cisse. Got bruises all over my legs but was too happy to notice till just now. Fantastic atmosphere towards the end, everyone blistering with positive energy. I'm just happy to have been part of all this. Was class just randomly bumping into MKSC and Greg outside the ground too So all in all, a fantastic day. ...can we change the avatars back now?

Off to the airport. Let's do this.

Doubt De Jong will play tbh. Don't ruin this for me Sorry I was hoping Hatem would totally 'Richardson' him and torment him all match. Before dancing around him and thundering in a late winner. I do like the sound of that, especially if it involves getting a result from Chelsea in the process Would like to see him "do the Evra" next to De Jong after the final whistle.

All we have to do is win three in a row against the most in-form teams in the division and we're (probably) getting CL football. I believe.

The "run around and hold up your hands when nobody passes to you" role

Why is Park starting this match. I'm confused

Would be devastated if I went all the way to see this and didn't get to watch the sexy Frenchman play.

I'd be worried about his ability to handle the "big ego" players, because his failure to do so was apparently his downfall at Liverpool. Don't imagine he gets on too well with Gerrard for example. What happens when Stevie G starts stirring shit among his mates? (i.e. the "senior" England players.) Perhaps he could solve both problems at once by having the balls to just leave all of them at home for the summer.

fuck this shit

I've never wanted a flukey Yakubu goal more