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ALMOST from Tiote!

Does anybody actually think Ba isn't taking this?

Perch back in his favored position. Don't think he's actually played there for a while now

He needs to take a long look at their shirts. It's red and white stripes.

Shola time!

Fuck, should've scored

Perchenbauer!

Come on Demba

There's only one Alan Pardew

Perchinho getting started right away

Getting Cabaye some rest

Really, really want Ba to score. Come on. damba pls

We. Are. Awesome.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Demba playing mostly centrally now. A bit of man management from Pards?

Too bad this pile of shit are playing Arsenal next week.

Cabaye's passing man. Just absurd.

Palacios sexually assaulted Benny there

Cabaye and Ben Arfa are just trolling them now

Simpson

Calm down, Joffrey Spit out my drink at that

Jesus, knew I was dreaming. There's the proof.

I just fell of my chair and onto the ground there. Nearly weeping. We're so, so, so, so good. Newcastle aren't supposed to be this good. Something's wrong.

Oh God.. I'm.. so... happy... Jesus Christ.

Come on lads, time for some good 'ol fashioned annihilation.