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Well, this was bad for my health

Just shat myself

Wow, thanks Zamora

Well, that guarantees Harper a farewell match next week. That's touching.

Oh for the love of God

Wow, QPR are so bad they almost conceded from a set piece to us

Robert Green is awesome

I'm reasonably confident neither side is going to do anything relevant for the rest of the match.

We're inviting QPR on like we usually do. They don't particularly fancy the idea of expending the energy to attack.

I'll take that

Fuck all to do with luck or unlucky, we are shit. If we were just shit and not unlucky we wouldn't be in this situation.

I understand we're the worst team in the league with the worst manager i the galaxy and all, but if we're relegated I don't see how anyone can claim that we weren't also horrifically unlucky.

I don't even celebrate when Cisse scores anymore

Moyes will be fine as long as Man U fans give him some time and don't instantly turn against him if they go trophyless for a couple years. Everton, on the other hand, are probably fucked.

Hitler: "I wasnt a very nice person"

Randomly went to a Turkey match a few years ago and saw Emre sitting very deep. Think that might actually have been his natural position.

In terms of QPR players I fear, Park was running his heart out last week, playing like he realized that these were the last few games of his Premier League career. It would also be incredibly awkward if he scored the goal that sends us down and I had to explain for the rest of my life the overwhelming hatred I have for our nation's biggest sporting hero. So yeah, nailed on to happen.

I doubt Jenas even remembers playing for us at this point

Arsenal didn't even try. Their LB had a rough time though. Townsend is fast. That's about it as far as QPRs threat from anywhere goes.

Given the way his mind works I wouldn't be surprised if he actually tried harder if some NUFC fans sent him nice tweets. Of course, he'd have to actually get off the bench to do that

Robert Green, Armand Traore, Clint Hill, Nedum Onuoha, Tal Ben Haim, Park Ji-Sung, Jermaine Jenas, Andros Townsend, Stéphane M'Bia, Loïc Remy, Bobby Zamora Man, that looks abysmal.

Dodgy pen. Give us a dodgy pen. Please. Cisse will probably miss it

I seriously just wish he'd drop dead. The last time I hated a manager this much was Kinnear and back then, my wish almost came true.

This would be so exciting if we weren't part of it, eh?

The phrase "you make your own luck" has never been more apt though. They pile men forward, they were queuing up to score the winner. Their manager isn't scared of his own shadow. Obviously their manager isn't a fucking retard like ours are. They're still lucky though. If trying to win was the only perquisite to pulling off ridiculous escapes like they seemed destined to do for all eternity, then nobody would ever go down. Oh, we would I guess