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Ah, can't resist, this is too much fun. I want an Everton winner.

What the holy fuck

I'm loving this

Well, this is fun

He misses loads of chances and looks very sloppy at times but I think he's had a much better season than Daniel Sturridge who a year ago I would have said was the superior player by a distance. Only one of them seems to understand how to play for the team. Good job with the positive jinx guys

On the topic of Man United, I wish Park would fucking grow a pair and move on now, unless the extent of his ambition is 10 minute cameos off the bench and League Cup appearances for the rest of his career. You retired from international football to prolong your club career you unselfish prick, go somewhere you can actually play.

Wonder how good Man United would be if Ronaldo was still in the side and they didn't have to resort to pulling granddad out of retirement to play him in central midfield.

WTF

It's actually a pretty good point. I'd wager City might play worse with the pressure on them. Bunch of bottlers.

I see Han Colo struggling to find the proper Smith smiley

Would be class if Darron Gibson actually scored one of his shit long range efforts here

As good as his form is and as much as I love him, we probably should have an eye on buying a specialist holding midfielder if we are to continue with this 4-2-3-1

Nani wishes he could dribble half as well as Ben Arfa.

"The Muslim Messi" I do quite like that as well. Is he actually Muslim though?

Gah, attempting to support Man United is physically painful for me.

Spurs can't take the pressure

Thank you Paddy Kenny

Been spoilt rotten by our champagne football. Finding it hard to watch this shit

GET THE FUCK IN!

Ben Arfa-esque

Chelsea will probably be going all in on the CL now. Can only benefit us

How poetic would it be if Joey Barton scored the winner for QPR today

We could lose every game for the rest of the season and it will still have been a fantastic ride. We won't though.

maybe?

Tiote taking the piss