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Imagine if this becomes another Tiote-during-the-summer saga where they're stuck in Equatorial Guinea forever. We'd commit mass suicide.

Lee Chung-Yong if Bolton go down. Injury has probably dropped his stock low enough for us to grab him at a fair price. Do it Mike!

CSKA Moscow have signed some random dude I've never heard of from the Korean second division. Weird.

I imagine the club will be reassessing their position on Kadar or looking for a Lamine Diatta type signing on a free.

Dave thinks we'll get him!? http://troll.me/images/astonished-face/what-sorcery-is-this.jpg

Honda's been linked to a west-European club for every window since the 2010 World Cup. Never materialized. His nickname in Korea is "the living transfer rumor"

Deft mind games, trying to get the player to agitate for a move.

No to 3m you say? Fine, 2.5m is our final offer!

So the plan is to sequentially bump the Krul, Colo, Ba, and Tiote threads all day, eh?

Carroll makes 14m for Defoe look like a complete bargain to be fair

They actually bid. This actually happened.

Hasn't he had injury problems? Missed the last month of last season with a spinal injury. Been back playing pretty decently (for the level he's at) as far as I can tell. Doesn't seem all that prolific in second division. True. Local press is implying that he's doing alright though and that's all I have to go on. He's no Park Chu-Young, mind. ()

Hasn't he had injury problems? Missed the last month of last season with a spinal injury. Been back playing pretty decently (for the level he's at) as far as I can tell.

"People's Rooney" is having a medical at Koln.

How many penalties have we averaged per season in the last few years? Must be something like 0.8

I want to punch some of these happy Brighton fans

That's probably a penalty again, but whatever. We never get any.

Be happy in ONE match thread! We're disgusting whenever I bother posting in one.

We're not even going to touch the ball before full time, are we? I fucking hate football. Fuck this shit.

Brighton have taken a full two minutes for their throw in

Whatever, we're obviously never going to have blatant handballs called in our favor.

How many times has Ben Arfa not given away the ball today out of every single possession he's had? Twice? I understand the whole "creative players give it away sometimes" thing but he's just taking the piss here.

1-0 loss to jammy deflected strike, Cabaye banned for three games, just need a season-ending injury for somebody and we'll have the trifecta.

Fucking lucky bounce. Obviously

Fuck this shit.