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Two more exciting 1-0 losses to look forward to!

Somebody's just got to take him aside and say "lad, you're done as a professional footballer. Now you can do the honorable thing and retire and we'll get you started on your coaching badges, or you can stick around and suck up your wages like a leech for another year before we cut you loose. Your call."

Crashed and burned in spectacular fashion when you considered that they were looking pretty comfortable in 6th for a very long portion of the season

The most great memories of any season since we became a shit team. A lot of forgettable, boring matches where we played shit and dropped points to balance those out.

Come on body language experts who are at the stadium watching the lap of honour, get on your iphones and give us some analysis.

Should offer to cancel his contract and retire. He can replace the tea lady if he wants to stay with the club.

It's emblematic of the Ashley era. A few years ago we didn't even know what sort of difference a place higher in the league would make. Now we're all "OMFG WE JUST LOST 1.5 MIL WE'RE RUINED"

Wasn't comfortable with any of our substitutions. Liked seeing Kazenga but should have left Fergie on. And then he puts f***ing Smith and Best on? We've got 3 players subbed on who are all coming back from injury, how were we going to keep on the front foot? "No way they're coming back from 3 down, let's give the lads some pitch time" oops

Ah whatever let's just forget this ever happened.

Alan Smith = auto-loss

Fuck this.

Rooney on to twist the knife. Heartless bastards

I don't know what proper protocol is in that situation but since it's Michael Owen I'm going to be judgmental and say that it's pretty cuntish to be celebrating that goal.

Michael Owen you asshole!

Kazenga's been doing pretty well imo.

Jesus Christ that's harsh.

Tchoy is joining the DJ Campbell/Marlon King/Ryan Taylor "Hi, I'm a shit player who always has a blinder against Newcastle" club

Smith playing up front?

Alan Smith is going to score today. I can feel it. It's coming.

doh

West Brom put on some kid that I've literally never, ever heard of.

You know, this is probably the first time I've ever seen Korean commentators biased against Man U

Holy shit

Blackpool piling on the pressure

We want 7! We want 7!