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N'Zogbia was actually pretty unimpressive when he was with us other than a short period when he initially broke through. Don't see Wigan often enough to know if he's gotten significantly better.

Whatever strikers we buy in the summer will probably get injured for months just so fate can conspire to have Shola starting for us.

Every club in the Premiership would probably take him given the opportunity. No chance whatsoever.

In Youssef El-Arabi 9m Pablo Piatti 8m Toby Alderweireld 8m Ki Sung-Yeung 5m Cheikh M'Bengue 4m Gael Kakuta Loan Jay Boothroyd Free Stephen Crainey Free Sebastian Larsson Free Total Expenditure: 34m Out Jose Enrique 8m Joey Barton 4m Wayne Routledge 2m Ryan Taylor 2m Nile Ranger (loan) Shane Ferguson (loan) Sol Campbell (released) Various reservists (released) Total Income: 16m

I honestly still can't decide if Shola has the skills and is lazy or works his socks off but is just utter shit

Manchester United fans are f***ing tiresome on facebook Ah fuck it it's started already on my newsfeed.

:lol: Winning a Prem title for them is probably similar in scale to getting three points at Old Trafford/Stamford Bridge for us. We would be happy all day if that happened, he's already bored again. I would be shedding uncontrollable tears of joy if I were to ever witness us win anything. In a way I feel bad for Man United fans. The greatest moment of joy they ever have the opportunity to experience is the "hmm... Yay." they feel when the win the title again. We're so much better off

:lol: Winning a Prem title for them is probably similar in scale to getting three points at Old Trafford/Stamford Bridge for us.

Ah, whatever. Man united win. Again. Boring.

Wonder who Chelsea's manager will be next season.

Jesus Christ man, he's been there five years. Five fucking years and still none of the cunts will voluntarily pass to Park.

Lovenkrands is so useless he's not even old enough to qualify for this.

He's still on it. Kid was f***ing bored to tears, though. I'd get jitters if I was at SJP and I happened to be sat behind Shola. The kid's a Man United fan sitting behind Alex f***ing Ferguson, why is he not excited. Cretin. Because SAF was there before his parents f***ing met. He's part of the furniture. No appreciation, man. They think it's always going to be like this. Look at Chelsea, several managers, players from various regimes trying to work together under some new guy. They've never had to deal with that, of course they're spoiled rotten. Don't yearn for the day when we're like them, look forward to the day they realize they've become us. I remember the first time I watched a Newcastle match in the flesh. I was sat right next to the touchline and Damien Duff came up to take a throw-in. I was literally like two feet away for him. I blanked for a second and just thought "shit.. man, it's Damien Duff. He's... Real."

He's still on it. Kid was f***ing bored to tears, though. I'd get jitters if I was at SJP and I happened to be sat behind Shola. The kid's a Man United fan sitting behind Alex fucking Ferguson, why is he not excited. Cretin.

I swear Lampard is basically Kevin Nolan, just better.

You could tell that Alex was going to make a pointless long range effort a full 10 seconds before he actually took the shot.

Come on Torres you cunt, do something useful.

Still can't get over the fact that the Seoul Metropolitan Government pays for pitchside advertisements at Old Trafford.

All he knows is winning. Christ, I can't believe I hate a kid. Until the day he dies, he'll probably never know the feeling of going into a game against opposition you know are vastly superior to you in every way. Cunt.

I'm seriously contemplating just turning this off. Pathetic effort from Chelsea this.

1. We're going to win. 2. Our jargon for Chuck Norris. 3. Anything related to black people. I've yet to see 3. Whenever anything relevant to 3 comes around, KFC gets mentioned. Or swimming. You make us sound like a bunch of massive racists, Mike. In reality there's only a few of us who are massively racist. No one on here is a racist. Don't ever think I think that s***. We have fun with our differences. Everyone's a little bit racist man. Some of us just aren't afraid to admit it.

Howard Webb denies Man U penalty shout!

I'm guessing Luiz got a bollocking in the changing room and didn't take it very well.

Johny Evans!?! Is Ferguson taking pity on Ancelotti or something?

I wonder what Chelsea would say if Liverpool offered them a straight-swap of Carroll for Torres back.