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Korean commentator: "and there's Alan Smith in the stands."

I can die happy now.

I shrieked. And jizzed.

Vukcic on for Nolan at '70 and this is perfect.

Enrique looses ball to Albrighton -> Jonas tracks backs -> Jonas and Enrique double up on little kid -> Jonas and Enrique rape Albrighton.

Okay Tiote lad, you can go back home now.

Colo good in the air, what's the world coming to.

Agreed, literally toying with the Villa defenders. If he can do this to a top-seven defense then he'll certainly be good this season.

New signings? We don't need no goddamn new signings

OMFGWTF :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Might as well tell Tiote to go back home, Nolan and Barton are obviously world class

WE"RE GANNA WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE :fwap::fwap::fwap:

Other than Smith somehow being invisible and visibly terrible at the same time, this is very encouraging.

Gonna have to do something about those long balls lobbed in through the center

That's the most beautiful goal I've seen us score in a while.

This is a text representation of the sound you make while ejaculating by the way

WPOEIRUHPO)#W*@$U@#()*$&@#)($*_)@#(*$_)@#(*$_()@#IUR)(OIEJF)(@#*$_()@#*$

lady luck on our side

W000000000T! :lol: :fwap:

what a nice, suicidal way to start the match.

Could have dropped Nolan into midfield and given Vuckic a chance in behind. Or played Ameobi up front with Carroll. Obviously he's not just going to throw on Vuckic to make his Premiership debut as a starter. Really can't say as to whether Ameobi would be appreciably better than Nolan. Worth a shot I suppose.

I don't know about anyone else but that was pretty much the lineup I was expecting. Guthrie and Lovenkrands not fully fit, what other options have we got?

So fired up for this match now. I really think we could nick a close win and it's on early enough that I'll still be able to watch it and go to work at 5AM tomorrow without dying.

David Nugent and Richard Hughes?

I think he'll end up staying at Marseille just so we can go through another one of these in the winter.