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Surely even the nuts who run our club aren't daft enough to sell both him and Taylor...

The net value of the club won't have changed. Instead of having (Numbers meaning nothing as I'm completely making them up) £100m worth of players and £80m worth of debt, we'll have £30m worth of players and £10m worth of debt. Unless Ashley trousers the money rather than reducing the debt, of course. He'll not because that would be illegal... ashley can use the money to reduce his debt because he had lent 100m to newcastle PLC which stated in annual report 2008 is it illegal ? In that case he would be reducing the debt, not trousering the money.

I refuse to be bitter... I refuse to be bitter... I refuse to be bitter....

The more I see him in the Championship the more I think we absolutely need to keep him. But we can't.

Wouldn't it be absolutely epic if Moat takes over this week, appoints a new manager, buys up a few players.... ...and we play worse than we did with Ashley as owner, Hughton as manager, and a paper-thin squad?

If somebody told me two weeks ago that Smith would be the MoM for our first match of the season and Shola would be for our second, I would've told them to fuck right off

It's apparently near-impossible to get banks to finance leveraged takeovers in the Glazier-Man Utd mold anymore, so I'm personally not getting my hopes up over this.

Bingo. I wish some brave man would just shoot the fucker in the head. I do not feel an ounce of remorse at wishing death on Mike Ashley. Don't be f***ing ridiculous. I just don't. Obviously I'm not going to go cap him myself, but if some sort of accident were to happen... I can't say I'd be mourning.

Bingo. I wish some brave man would just shoot the fucker in the head. I do not feel an ounce of remorse at wishing death on Mike Ashley.

Bingo. I wish some brave man would just shoot the fucker in the head.

Without doubt. It will kick off, big style. I would really be amazed if ashley shows up tomorrow. If he does he better bring either a new owner, new signing lionel messi or alan shearer with him or hes gonna get f***ing owned. The line-up tomorrow will say a lot. Imagine if Duff, Taylor, and Jonas weren't in the squad. ...And Kinnear was in the dugout. we really aren't gonna have enough players to field a full team. I mean if duff and jonas aren't in the squad who is gonna play wing. We've only got one Lua Lua Hughton will have to call up Shane Ferguson or Wes Baheng I imagine...

The answer to our troubles is getting rid of the fucking spawn of Satan that has had a deathgrip on our club for the past two years. I don't even care who the manager is.

Without doubt. It will kick off, big style. I would really be amazed if ashley shows up tomorrow. If he does he better bring either a new owner, new signing lionel messi or alan shearer with him or hes gonna get f***ing owned. The line-up tomorrow will say a lot. Imagine if Duff, Taylor, and Jonas weren't in the squad. ...And Kinnear was in the dugout.

At least you'll buy replacements... Dear God, two or three years ago we were arguing whether or not we were the "fifth most successful club in the Premier League era" Look at us now, we're getting into "my club is more hopeless than yours" arguments with Watford fans. (no offense)

He's too much of a high-profile player to be playing in the Championship. He's going one way or another.

Oh please yes.

World Cup bitterness? Short answer: yes Long answer: :angry4:

Will Nevada Smiths be showing it? I was gonna go there anyway, and if they do I'm surely calling out of work to go watch it! Their website says yes.

Taylor and the Swiss cunt pretty much share the same strengths and weaknesses imo.

Thinking of Roeder just reminded me how hilarious it is that we've had two managers in the last five years who are quite possibly mentally disturbed

Anyone going to be at Nevada Smith's for the Reading match? I'm in New York for a week so I figure I might as well give the place a visit.

I can no longer distinguish between Ashley and Kinnear as they have merged into a singular entity of hate for me. They're like the left hand and right hand of Satan.

He'd possibly be the best winger in the Championship by a comfortable margin. Way to miss my point. I think if we kept everyone we have right now and just added a striker, we'd have a non-zero chance of going up even with Ashley on board. He means we could have Pele circa 1970 but with some thick c*** in charge we wouldn't go up Yes, and I disagree. So?

He'd possibly be the best winger in the Championship by a comfortable margin. He was s*** last week before he got the goal though. Absolutely non-existent in the first half as far as providing a wide outlet. He wasn't that bad imo. I doubt I'll get much agreement, but I feel that Duff has been fairly decent since he got a full pre-season last year. It's just that it's difficult for us to see beyond how horrible and useless he was for his first two seasons here.

He'd possibly be the best winger in the Championship by a comfortable margin. Way to miss my point. I think if we kept everyone we have right now and just added a striker, we'd have a non-zero chance of going up even with Ashley on board.