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Funny how when we're linked with players from league 1, people assume they won't cut it at this level. When they're about to play against us, they're world beaters. Because assuming the worst in every situation is the logical thing to do with NUFC?

That's the most likely scenario for the sudden activity over the past two days isn't it? Ashley deciding to stay would explain everything. ...Now let me just go find a gun to put to my mouth.

If there is any sort of announcement today, it'll probably be Ashley announcing his "renewed commitment" to NUFC.

press conference 3pm You sure? ITKs have agreed on it Christ, we sound like a Spurs board.

This was my immediate thought That seems the most likely scenario to me as well. More likely than the thought that someone is close enough to buying the clubs that he can already be calling the shots anyway...

I have a bad feeling that Hull will be one of those teams that just somehow survives in the Premiership for a decade, forcing us to listen to fucking Phil Brown on national television for the forseeable future.

I used to love this guy so I'm surprised about how indifferent I am now that he's going. Oh well, Thanks for the memories and the cash. Wonder who our new No. 9 will be?

While it's sad that he's gone, all the people paying their respects just reminds me what a beautiful life he's had. I hope Sir Bobby's spirit is out there somewhere seeing how loved he is and how much he's accomplished.

I just remembered how he expressed his interest about our national team manager job about a year before the 2006 WC. He was in the running till the end but the FA decided against it because they were worried about his health. (We ended up with Advocaat) In the end I think it was a good decision because his health did start deteriorating rapidly after that, but I can't help but wonder how beautiful it would have been if one of my sporting heroes had been able to manage my national team and take us to glory.

providing for those that need it or giving people like christiano ronaldo/gareth barry more millions ? You could probably afford to do both.

While I'm resigned to Beye going we should never sell that cunt Brown anything. Ever.

There are no words. We've lost a legend. RIP

Haven't you just described Alan Shearer as a manager?

Are we not allowed to respect Keegan for his accomplishments and criticize him for his faults at the same time? Just because we wear black and white stripes doesn't mean the world has to be like that too you know.

"Free Shipping"

Based on what? They're allegedly quotes from the bloke himself, so you must have some sort of concrete belief we'll never sell the place. Allegedly being the key word. At this point I'm more likely to believe that the entire ArabianBusiness.com was built as a prank by some Mackem and that this Mahjoob bloke doesn't even exist than to believe that we're actually getting sold.

Curses, I've just realized that I've forgot to assume that all of this is made up and that Ashley will still own us for the next half century.

Part of me hates Iranian footballers more than I hate Sunderland. Thankfully, all of me hates Mike Ashley more than I hate Satan.

Must have double vision or he's counting the under 18's, mind you never know with Wenger. SSN 12.07 Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has revealed he will not definitely enter the transfer market to replace Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Adebayor. No Bassong bid then "not definitely" = could or could not "definitely not" = will not no? (sorry about the grammar policing)

Surely his mental stability has to be taken into account when considering his managerial ability. Would he be a great manager if he wasn't going fucking bonkers and quitting all the time? Absolutely. But that's like saying Owen would be a great striker if he never got injured.

Regardless of who owns the club and who's the manager, the expectation at this club will be automatic promotion and nothing else. (I certainly don't think it should be, but it will be.) If we're not topping the table by October the pressure will begin to mount. I'd much rather send my player to a club with more realistic expectations. And that's without even considering the general doom and gloom surrounding the club and the utterly s*** squad chemistry.

That's a good point actually, if we ever get sorted we might be relying on Shearer to pull in some favours with his premiership pals. Ah yes, all his friends that turned up for his testimonial If I was a premiership manager I'd love to send a young striker to work under Shearer to learn the game. If I was a premiership manager I'd not want to send my promising young players anywhere near Newcastle United FC. Why? Because it's cursed? Absolute bollocks, it'll be a great place to get experience playing for a club with big expectations, some high profile players around you and at a great stadium in front of a lot of fans. If we get Shearer in I'll bet most loans would love to come here. Because it's a club in utter chaotic shambles with the vast majority of the playing staff crushingly demoralized and the fans just waiting to jump on their back? Even if Ashley sold and the new owner brought Shearer in, this would not be the kind of environment I would want to send developing young players into.

That's a good point actually, if we ever get sorted we might be relying on Shearer to pull in some favours with his premiership pals. Ah yes, all his friends that turned up for his testimonial If I was a premiership manager I'd love to send a young striker to work under Shearer to learn the game. If I was a premiership manager I'd not want to send my promising young players anywhere near Newcastle United FC.

So basically, all the players who we'll lose before the season starts were good and all the players we'll be stuck with were crap as usual?

I would like Shearer. If not him, then I suppose I can settle for Shola.