Wandy

it’s not a secret forum. Just join up with a login name that doesn’t arouse suspicion and you will be fine.

The number 1 bitter cunt on there now is undoubtedly Keith S30S…he’s absolutely seething and also the mod who defended all of the racist stuff and ensured the NUFC thread went to Parsnip. Oh aye, and according to him SAFC play “sharp, incisive, clever and attacking football” whilst NUFC are “turgid to watch”

Oozes class. Simply has to start games now.

Well let's hope so, cos anything over the £25m upfront and we are definitely getting our eyes pulled out.

Tell that to Everton fans.

So you'd be comfortable paying £40m+ upfront for him?

That's more like it.

Its not the buying of him that's the main worry...I am confident that Eddie would get a decent tune out of him......it's the fee that is the issue.

No bait. If we are genuinely willing to pay the sums rumoured then that is a major concern. Wasting £25m on Wood when we were boxed into a corner is one thing. This is something else.

Buying Gordon would be worrying enough, but if we pay a penny over £25m then I'm all of a sudden fearful for the future. To piss about & refusing to pay £50m for Maddison is one thing but to actually be willing to pay even half that for Gordon is frightening tbh.

If you think that's bad about fake moon landings, I bumped into an old school friend a few weeks ago....hadn't seen him for decades and back then he was a clever enough lad. This time though he spent 20 minutes trying to convince me that not only were the moon landings fake, but so were the Shuttle Missions. He casually explained that it was all fake, and when I asked him what happened to the astronauts who perished in the Challenger & Columbia accidents he calmly told me that the astronauts weren't there and they all ended on the Bermuda Triangle. Needless to say he was also a Covid denier. Honestly man, the pandemic has fucked up so many people's heads that we won't really discover the psychological damage that 2020 did to people for another decade or so. I've started socialising with people again who I hadn't seen since pre-2020 and they all just seem very jaded.

With 1st and 2nd already secured in that league, it really is a lottery who will grab the final place. There are about 8 teams in contention and it could be any one of them as none of them can get any consistency. I can easily see this lot sneaking in through the back door.

Really? Every time I have watched them there on TV this season it sounds noisy.

Dunno what has happened to Arsenal fans but the Emirates is impressively loud these days. Got to be one of the best home atmospheres in the country at the moment.

Just watched that. I trust that he is really loving being in the job but he’s only been in it for 15 months and it has definitely aged him. Fresh faced & boyish Eddie has gone.

Barton was wildly overrated and was able to blag his way through his time at NUFC through his “personality”. The fact the club was a shambles also masked his deficiencies. We aren’t a shambles anymore and don’t need “characters” like Joey Barton.

No doubt that Eddie would get a tune out of him but personality-wise he seems to think he is better than he is. That could cause trouble in our camp, where team morale and unity is everything.

Evertonians on Grand Old Team are absolutely scathing about Gordon and are begging for us to come in for him.

Dear God, please not Gordon. He’s absolute pony.

Trossard to Arsenal for £21m is an absolute steal that might just seal the title for them. Surely we could have been in for him too at that price?

Nottingham Forest is delighted to announce the signing of Chris Wood from Newcastle United. The striker joins on loan for the remainder of the season with a conditional obligation to become a permanent deal until the summer of 2024 So his loan is till the end of the season....and then after that they have to give him a 1 year contract? Sounds completely bizarre. When did his contract with us run to?

Just had a look on the Forest forum. The contractual obligation is to June 2024? How does that work? Also, they seem convinced that they won't be paying the £15m.

I reckon if he’d put that chance away at Sheffield Wednesday then he would be digging in his heels to stay, and Eddie would probably want to keep him around. The nature of the miss though, and his reaction to it, basically confirmed to everyone that his time here was up.

Evening Frank. You really were a bit shit mind.

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