Mike

Bloody hell.

Wew.

Bring him hyem.

Semenyo, man.

Part of me wonders if Eddie could Joelinton him.

I am fucking TERRIFIED.

Putting up Wilt numbers fair play. Hope broken dick is an injury in FM.

I'm prone to hyperbole but even acknowledging that I would die for him.

Easily one of the most NUFC things to ever happen, this.

Bad news....

Feel like benching Tonal is perhaps worth a ban? @Rich

Why have you benched God.

He's so far ahead of everyone else it's terrifying. He's omnipresent and sees everything and never panics. He's unbelievable. He's incredible.

I feel like we were promised some bolognese or something and that never happened. We were definitely promised some food.

Fucking not available in naziland.

That is sex.

Amazingly I think UEFA is less corrupt than the EPL.

Nick Woltemade is the greatest living player on Earth.

Go full Eddie and play Wissa in Joe's spot. Overlapping runs and cheeky finishes.

Be halfway across the Atlantic right now.

Get carded for asking for them to check it.

3-0. Harsh pen.

Am I conditioned to getting nothing or is that HAAAAAAAAAAAAARSH?

Man this is how Liverpool feel every day, getting these calls.