Mike

She's apparently fucking shit at footy as well.

If Brentford's monkey paw has more power than our monkey paw Saudi Arabia needs to have a word.

Going from never ever getting injured ever to immediately getting a serious injury the second he slips our shirt on is absolutely one of the most Newcastle things I've had the privilege to witness.

Suppose Bayern being furious is a good sign, wish Wissa was fit, mind.

"What do you mean, like?"

Hopefully Sean maintains that energy at Anfield.

Man he's a rat but he's gonna score 40 goals in that team.

There's a freedom to his game when he plays for Italy that I keep hoping we get to see in our kit but he's fucking mint.

Fuck off to chat, lads.

We were a major stop. God I love Eddie.

Had no idea Donnarumma signed for City. The fuck was Trafford thinking.

The shit manager carousel is wild.

How can everyone see it except for the people making the decisions.

Bloody hell.

Stills from Leisurely Cunt monthly.

"At my club" Hope your fucking metatarsal pops like a snare drum you fucking pig.

Us waiting to poach Anderson after it all goes tits up and they go down.

Nuno gotta leave England country is cursed.

Gimme gimme gimme more of that you Swedish fucking twat hope you die.

No way is it okay to fly the flag.

Fucking star.

Fuck's sake.

Decided to support England this world cup. We're absolute fucking turd, man. Plus we have a gestapo.

It was obvious the PSG move would be a disaster too.

I'm glad we could agree in the end.