Mike

I was so hyped at the end of that I was gutted that I'm: Not on the team Can't play footy Not in England 45 Fatter than shit It was one fuck of a comedown.

Fair enough but that river leads to the sea and no proper Geordie would rescue them on such a pivotal day.

How'd they react when you shoved them into the sea? ...you shoved them into the sea, of course.

The entire allure of this sport 20 years ago was the feeling that you were joining something far older and greater than yourself, and being a caretaker of it in the moment, a link in the chain. Following the rise and fall of fortunes and seeing people etch their names into the legend of the club. Now it's just a fucking stock. Some of that is admittedly us, as yanks but a lot of it is the powers that be not actually liking football and treating it like it's a bank. Clubs no longer have histories, only hierarchies. It's fucked.

At some point the devil will want his due.

I'm already mad

Waste of acid. Just press him into the coral until the bubbles stop.

The bots having a proper wank I imagine.

Be a shame if his fitness was shit and his lungs collapsed.

God imagine if his leg exploded from Achilles to groin.

Needed a CEO to sort out the fecking mailroom.

Honestly once he starts scoring for them I think it'll be the catharsis we need to calm down until he fucking dies or gets injured.

Cannot wait to like the article about Slot drowning.

Called it bs on cbs thankfully.

Be a shame if they got the fucking plague and their eyeballs melted.

Froggy shut the fuck up

It is fucking unconscionable that Froggy will have sushi tonight fuck's sake lads.

I've seen how I die.

Don't you fucking howay man me. Howay man you!

I am not.

Start bringing books to the match, Shagger.

The EPL treats the top 6 like the world treats major banks. They will be propped up in perpetuity.