Mike

Dogwalk him around the hotel room while he sings Necer Walk Alone.

Yasir's 6 foot 2 German dominatrix flying in to give him a dry hand job in his cuck chair to properly round off his kinky weekend of humiliation.

Hemlock.

Doing it at 1am is embarrassing as fuck as well. All window we've been like "Do they work on the weekend?" And on the last Sunday Jamie found his phone long enough to cut this discounted fuckwit deal. Now tomorrow we'll wonder where the urgency is when it comes to strengthe ingredients the club they actually work for. It's a fucking joke.

I've been a fan for ages but I think tonight is the first time I've ever been embarrassed by the club, even in the nadir of the Ashley era it was a disgrace but I wasn't embarrassed. I was ashamed of the club but understood our predicament. Tonight is an embarrassment. To draw a line in the sand and then step ahead of the line to accept a cut rate price after all of the cynicism and disrespect is fucking embarrassing. That bald freak Slot constantly having a go at our club in his conferences "I hear Alex isn't playing lol" and being rewarded, the Ownership completely misunderstanding the moment isn't even infuriating its just embarrassing. I'm trying to sleep but I wanted to type it and fuck off because I'm sat here feeling like I farted on a crowded elevator and I couldn't understand why.

Doing it at 1am is sone pussy shit as well.

Going into a make or break day and everyone knows you've got 130 million in your pocket is a sensational look. Unless we can buy a striker from ourselves we'll likely not find any clubs willing to play ball, especially if we stick to the PL. They'll ask themselves "Why strengthen a rival?" Which is fairly revolutionary thinking around our way.

They can't even hire a ceo why do we think they can sign players.

Will be honored to sell him to them at a discount.

So where do we think Sandro will go?

Imagine watching that game yesterday and thinking a big bag of money is going to fix it.

125 million. Get the fuck out of our club.

They're not us. They understand football.

Desperately searching in the open.

When do Leeds play the bin dippers.

In retrospect they've acted like they don't understand what was at stake.

It's all just numbers a few thousand miles away. They're unserious and only the Amanda spell is the aberration.

They don't give a fuck man.

We don't want a club that wins, we want a club that tries capitulates at the slightest bit of pressure and strengthens a rival while weakening ourselves for no reason other than it being the path of least resistance.

I'm 100 percent checked out.

I thought I'd at least get an angry sleep in before the fury.

What the fuck is this? A sensible independent thought??! From a journalist?

They're client journalists, they're getting updates from Isak's agent and Liverpool.

But they can't even feign strength in sports? George Steinbrenner would have had Alex cutting the grass.

What happened to that Saudis don't like to be pushed around shite.