Mike

Think we should workshop it in a less important fixture. We're out of Europe because we were so happy to be playing midweek we forgot to be perverts.

Think it started last year? People go on and on about how Eddie Howe has revitalized Newcastle but there's definitely been a jump in form since we randomly started posting pics of Aniston in the thread. Then we stopped and we were dogshit. So, logically it has to be us making the team good, rather than the dozens of people making a career there.

Worrying.

Aye. I've got a garden and it's shite because I never have any leave to tend to it.

Surely we could just be like "Nah, no approach."? Wild that someone would want to leave this project.

Was like the fuck is Crooks playing at.

Aye, harsh to put that kind of pressure on Jude.

AI remembering the Sports Direct era means we have to destroy the machines.

Tell them to buy Chiesa. What are you playing at, Kaka.

He got a red for being right.

That's insane.

Red, imo.

Isn't everyone?

Craic from the sheep game in chat showing up elsewhere. Apparently I'm very bad at trivia, and they've renamed the bottom of the table after me, like cunts.

Bruno is absolutely a new dad.

His toddler as fuck face, man.

My only argument against is Tonali's ban and "He's literally a child" so I think you're on to something.

Here fuck right off with that.

Wilson got barged down in the back, ball rolled free, Miggy followed it up and slotted it home.

Not the fucking 17 year old doing backheels in front of the goalie.

Corner flag heaves a sigh of relief.

Longstaff could have two.

That is a fucking louvre of a cross. Head the motherfucker ffs.

That's a god damn pen.