Mike

Don't believe that for a second tbh.

I'm ready to give Juice the #9 shirt.

I'm already resentful that it's not happening today. Get it cooked.

Shit 19 goals and no pens for Brentford is some fucking return.

Signing up for the carbonara.

Villa wisely exploring the continent. Have we slipped Guehi another note?

Is his agent a cunt? Because that's got to be our first filter moving forward.

Crumpled List FC

Do you genuinely want this?

I'd respect the blacklist hustle if the same fucking teams weren't frothing at the gash to take Saudi money from the Saudi league.

He's likely never heard of Eddie. You can go to Man U, shit water in the bed for 3 years and go to Napoli and get a raise.

It's like when he would leave the 11 and we'd be utter shit but we had no idea what he was doing that made us good.

Something boring, no doubt.

If that cunt derailed our CL season and we reward him with his dream I swear to god.

Group poisoning in the Wissa thread or the DCL thread?

How much have Man U spent this window btw. This is the level playing field?

Sulking in training pretending his thigh hurts. The cunt.

I'm uncomfortable with how often I've agreed with Simon Jordan this summer.

Eddie would sort him out.

At some point can we just phone Rafa and ask how he'd spend 25 million. We'll get ten players.

Same. We just come in here, scream Fuck Trae Young and go about our day.

Here we go! Player ONLY wanted United.

Bring him hyem.

I'd have more respect for him if he'd requested a transfer or if he'd been more than a prospect at any of the other teams he played for. Dortmund couldn't even make him good the mercenary twat.