Mike

Aye me too. What are we talking about?

Merry Squeaky Bumsmas, lads.

I mean it was J-Law so I kinda get why it made sense to have a go at ruining her life.

We live in wild times. Best of luck to him.

Genuinely thought Willian was already at Fulham.

Merry Stupidmas Eve, to all. Tomorrow is going to age us a few years.

Holy shit.

I'm gonna be so mad if we're conservative on wednesday.

Had wor sleeves halfway rolled up before I finished reading the sentence.

I'm still randomly screaming the radio call when I walk around my place and it's been 14 years? Fuck off.

Amo at the wheel. Love it.

Can we loan some of the lasses for the FA cup?

Ancelotti.

Fucking Rashford, leaving them down a player and distracting the team with his absence.

It's by no means a quantifiable statistic but sometimes you can look at a player and tell they're fucking shit.

Mbuemo's focused on his trip up here for a medical.

Easy peasy Japaneesy Sheila!

In another universe we have galacticos, in this one I know the word amortization.