Mike

I am in awe of your luck. Your consistent fucking luck.

Best of luck to you but the fact that we're not VAR'ing that is incredibly suspicious.

Red that, honestly.

God you dive so much.

Fox isn't even a consideration.

Spanish commentary on Univision, or North Korean commentary on BBC?

We rightfully bullied him into multiple mental breakdowns and wasting his fortune. USA USA

Fernando Torres has pipes, tbf.

Shocking kerning there. Dismantle the stadium.

Always manage to forget how fucking weird you Europeans are, and then you add a dance track to sommat and it's blatantly obvious again.

The feck is this.

Sven watching the match like The Captain watching the bridge in Good Bad and the Ugly has made me unironically change my tune. I hope you lot win.

Ah ffs. God damn it. God damn it all.

Getting this far means you'll stick with Southgate, but Southgating a fucking trophy? Put the game in the bin and hoy it in the fucking sea.

Same.

Fair play @The Bonk. Fucking Canada.

Man I'm not even gonna make fun of that. Fuck's sake.

Red tbh

We can't string three passes together and Canada are doing bicycle kicks. Fuck 2024.

Everyone hates black people. There's bigger fish to fry. Canada cannot medal.

BOOOM BOOM CHEICK CHEICK THE ROOM

Fuck this.

Merry Coming Home-mas, you diving jammy soul selling cunts.