Mike

I did what Rich would do, unfortunately.

I had to click your thread to find out if he was a player or staff. Shan, that.

@Rich Give me a magic hat. Cunt.

As US manager?

Horsetooth inhaler cunt.

Swelled my patriotism seeing that dot hit it's mark. Someone did a leg kick and everything.

My guy absolutely has an enemy in his camp. It doesn't even come from the direction of the fight. Someone hit him with an absolute piss missile.

Well clock the fuck in motherfucker. Eating ice cream on bicycles like there ain't work to do.

You fucking twats. Who do I kill.

That beer was created specifically to crash into his face. That was preordained shit. Fucking hell.

Unbelievable game.

Desperately want ET here.

Peak biting racist era Suarez would have two already.

Had no clue what Pata was on about.

Suarez hits the post. Fucking hell this match.

That stretch where he didn't buy the injury was genuine comedy.

lol wait how am I in here.

Suarez coming on as the game has been deemed insufficiently dirty.

Actually he might be dead.

Fair play ref!

Holy shit that wasn't a foul?

Even by Copa standards this is violent.

Who could have predicted this, Deuce.

I'd ask what the fuck are Colombia on but...