Mike

Anyone Milan doesn't want, we sign.

Bruno is the heart of this entire fucking thing.

BRUNO MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GUIMARAES

Liverpool get 10 minutes ET here.

Hope this ref dies.

Nick is sickening.

Fucking hell my river is slower than the ref.

Useless indecisive cuck of a ref. Fuck your mother.

This referee is fucking useless.

Nah I named it after Sandro. Jacob tried to recreate it a match later iirc.

The tight angle shot that didn't work out.

Disappointed we haven't been able to isolate Gordon considering his defender has been on a yellow since the 10th minute.

We should be well ahead but the move breaks down. If they equalize it'll feel unfair.

I did.

The goal, he hit the post, the Tonali shot and the second breakaway. Could realistically have assisted Gordon as well

There's a universe where Murphy has 4 goals tonight.

Calls the pull twice at the end of the half so he can say he was calling it fairly. Hope he finds a magnum wrapper in his wife's car.

Hope this ref loses his fucking eyes.

That is genuine pornography.

Eddie leaving will kill me.

Not to mention his prose. Proper Agatha Christie, wor Steve.

Tindall being a mentalist is all I need to know about how Eddie actually acts.

The only time I've ever seen him mad was when he told them to fucking give it to Man U.